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Author: | Time Traveling Bunny [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
When I was playing a video game and I kept dying in the same spot, I thought there was a disgruntled video game designer who had made the game un-winnable on purpose as some kind of sick joke on us innocent kids. I used to imagine the human vagina was shaped like a perfect letter O, and that women weren't born with it; rather, it opened up at some point in puberty where there was previously a smooth flap of skin. |
Author: | Bucky Chris [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Time Traveling Bunny wrote: When I was playing a video game and I kept dying in the same spot, I thought there was a disgruntled video game designer who had made the game un-winnable on purpose as some kind of sick joke on us innocent kids. . Made me think of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/2 ... 98321.html |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:37 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
That Bozo practiced monogamy. |
Author: | spmack [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
That eating a bunch of hot wings really fast would impress girls. |
Author: | spmack [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Time Traveling Bunny wrote: When I was playing a video game and I kept dying in the same spot, I thought there was a disgruntled video game designer who had made the game un-winnable on purpose as some kind of sick joke on us innocent kids. Too busy to look it up, but I believe that one of the NBA Jam creators hated the Bulls so much that at certain points of the game if the game was close, they would miss their shots. Funny considering that most of the NBA Jam creators were from Chicago, but. |
Author: | spmack [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:52 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Bucky Chris wrote: Time Traveling Bunny wrote: When I was playing a video game and I kept dying in the same spot, I thought there was a disgruntled video game designer who had made the game un-winnable on purpose as some kind of sick joke on us innocent kids. . Made me think of this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/2 ... 98321.html I'm such an idiot... I just posted about this and did not see your link. |
Author: | lipidquadcab [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
That I could fly... |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Cubs would win the World Series |
Author: | spmack [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:14 pm ] |
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Peoria Matt wrote: Cubs would win the World Series I think I cried in 89. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Yea....84 crushed me. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:15 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
As a Little Leaguer, when I pitched in tense moments, I used to think that some higher power would "lift" me to victory because "it" liked me more. There are professional athletes who still believe this. |
Author: | Peoria Matt [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:18 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
leashyourkids wrote: As a Little Leaguer, when I pitched in tense moments, I used to think that some higher power would "lift" me to victory because "it" liked me more. There are professional athletes who still believe this. And?.............. |
Author: | Hockey Gay [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Santa Clause, I can be anything I want to be if I set my mind to it, God. The usual stuff. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Peoria Matt wrote: leashyourkids wrote: As a Little Leaguer, when I pitched in tense moments, I used to think that some higher power would "lift" me to victory because "it" liked me more. There are professional athletes who still believe this. And?.............. Well, I was pretty good... I suppose it is the only logical explanation... It's settled... God loves me more than everyone else and is a huge Little League fan. |
Author: | veganfan21 [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
That it was your parents putting gifts under the tree and not Santa. That was a long time ago. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Wed Apr 16, 2014 5:51 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
spmack wrote: Time Traveling Bunny wrote: When I was playing a video game and I kept dying in the same spot, I thought there was a disgruntled video game designer who had made the game un-winnable on purpose as some kind of sick joke on us innocent kids. Too busy to look it up, but I believe that one of the NBA Jam creators hated the Bulls so much that at certain points of the game if the game was close, they would miss their shots. Funny considering that most of the NBA Jam creators were from Chicago, but. Mark Turmell is a Pistons fan. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/2 ... 98321.html |
Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 8:45 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
leashyourkids wrote: Peoria Matt wrote: leashyourkids wrote: As a Little Leaguer, when I pitched in tense moments, I used to think that some higher power would "lift" me to victory because "it" liked me more. There are professional athletes who still believe this. And?.............. Well, I was pretty good... I suppose it is the only logical explanation... It's settled... God loves me more than everyone else and is a huge Little League fan. He only loves elite travel little league. He gives house leagues the Job treatment |
Author: | newper [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:16 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
My sister was about 8 years old when I made her believe that tennis balls bounced because of peer pressure. |
Author: | spmack [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:23 am ] |
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I thought I was going to play baseball. Never really developed any type of skill to play, and never had anyone push me to work at it. I wanted to make the team, if for anything, because the Von Steuben jerseys had the players last name on the back, which was a big deal back in the day. I'm sure just about every team does it now in some form. |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:30 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
When my sister would watch me and I would act up she would always threaten to fill out 1 of the military cards in the magazines. I always believed that she was going to send it in and I would have to go away. |
Author: | RFDC [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
that people are inherently good |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
RFDC wrote: that people are inherently good My sister was a bad person. |
Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:36 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Would you have gone by Sgt Hawg, or Sgt Ass? |
Author: | Hawg Ass [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 10:38 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Would you have gone by Sgt Hawg, or Sgt Ass? |
Author: | Dave In Champaign [ Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:01 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: What dumb thing did you believe when you were a kid? |
Hockey Gay wrote: Santa Clause Not me. Just not a Tim Allen guy, I guess. |
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