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Author:  NSJ [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:26 pm ]
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A family of foxes has made themselves a home in a "fox hole" in our front yard. I'm thinking about puting a cinder block or something heavy over the opening. Any ideas on how to "close the nest" or get rid of them?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:31 pm ]
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Get yourself a fox remover/hunter. Their going rate is about $850,000

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:32 pm ]
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Personally I would find them interesting. Why do you want to remove them?

Author:  Chus [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:34 pm ]
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NSJ wrote:
A family of foxes has made themselves a home in a "fox hole" in our front yard. I'm thinking about puting a cinder block or something heavy over the opening. Any ideas on how to "close the nest" or get rid of them?


Get a large, aggressive dog. Or, just let them be, and they will leave soon enough.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:38 pm ]
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NSJ wrote:
Any ideas on how to "close the nest" or get rid of them?

Have Fox for dinner the next few nights.

Author:  DannyB [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:43 pm ]
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They make wonderful pets:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEo7W5Oib8M

Author:  Nas [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:43 pm ]
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If I were you I would go in and physically remove each fox by the neck.

Author:  JBills [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:45 pm ]
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They'll move on by themselves. Not nearly as harmful or dangerous as coyotes... Can be domesticated as well.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:46 pm ]
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Profess respect for gay rights.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:49 pm ]
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Why did NSJ steal their land?

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:49 pm ]
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Email Coppock that he left his coat on your front lawn and film what happens next.

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:51 pm ]
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Give the Foxes career advice. They'll move in no time.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:51 pm ]
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Image

Author:  spmack [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:54 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Chus [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:59 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Why did NSJ steal their land?


Cliven Bundy inspired him. It might get him on Hannity.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:01 pm ]
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NSJ wrote:
A family of foxes has made themselves a home in a "fox hole" in our front yard. I'm thinking about puting a cinder block or something heavy over the opening. Any ideas on how to "close the nest" or get rid of them?

Just introduce yourself to them. They're sure to leave.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:03 pm ]
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Foxes hate purple, also.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:04 pm ]
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Chauncey and Mangino could take care of it as a tag team


Caught and Destroyed

Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:27 pm ]
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What does the fox say?

Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:32 pm ]
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Megan, 20th Century, Samantha

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:39 pm ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
What does the fox say?


Thanks, spmack ......

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:30 pm ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
What does the fox say?

Moo.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:53 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
What does the fox say?


Thanks, spmack ......

Like I know what the fuck a dude spanking his yank wearing a bear costume is.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:55 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
What does the fox say?

Moo.

Image

Author:  Nas [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:56 pm ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Baby McNown wrote:
What does the fox say?

Moo.

Image


Too soon.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:58 pm ]
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They are called TRAPS, you can rent them, then drive 100 miles and let them out.

I think they can be rented for $20, or you pay someone like $200 per trap.

http://img1.r10.io/PIC/21505833/0/1/300/21505833.jpg

Author:  spanky [ Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:54 pm ]
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Foxes don't hurt anything. In fact, you now have free rabbit, mouse and other rodent control at your house. Leave 'em be.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:04 am ]
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you can urinate next to the nest and they will leave...true story

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:14 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
you can urinate next to the nest and they will leave...true story


That's your solution for everything.

It should be emphasized that this maneuver does not work in all nest-eviction scenarios. Hornets immediately come to mind.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Apr 25, 2014 9:24 am ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you can urinate next to the nest and they will leave...true story


That's your solution for everything.

It should be emphasized that this maneuver does not work in all nest-eviction scenarios. Hornets immediately come to mind.

and Nomads.

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