Quad Cities, representin'

I saw the local news running with this like it was a legit story...spend 15 seconds on the site and you'll see it's clearly farce, but don't tell the people responding in the comments section that.

http://reductress.com/post/top-10-cities-meet-men-still-live-parents/

1. Davenport, Iowa:
Video games and late-night trips to Taco Bell keep the guys in this tiny Midwestern town chubby and ambitionless. These genetically modified, corn-fed men might not be the ones of your dreams, but they’ll definitely respond to your desires if you threaten to cancel the cable subscription.

the comments section is pretty entertaining too. it's a jolly little site.