pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: sometimes your mouth is full of meat loaf baked just for you and you want to say "fuck you" and "i am married to you" at the same time

ConanTheQuinquagenarian: Eh, eh, I'm sorry Kyle, eh, ah, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ah, ah, eh
pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: eep opp ork ah ah and that means you a bitch next call

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do i have to draw you a diaphragm 'big country' kyle farnsworth pops a squat in the bushes an tells you what to say so the dingbat thinks you are a romantic hero god scott havent you ever seen the movie 'roxanne'

DoctorProctor: Is that the one where Tom Hanks gets pursued by the CIA?

pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: that was the man with one red shoe you shitverbing fucknoun

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Hey, remember a site called Progressive Boink that did mock AIM chats featuring baseball players circa 2006-2007?

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?