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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Peoria Police Chief resigns |
to become head of security for Caterpillar. He's getting a headstart out of the force in light of the upcoming ACLU lawsuit. The rats are jumping ship. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Seems like a step down, no? Chief of police, and now on equal footing to a mall cop? |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: Seems like a step down, no? Chief of police, and now on equal footing to a mall cop? Depends on the definition of "step down". I'm guessing the salary/benefits are WAY better in his new position. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
His pay is in this spreadsheet: http://www.peoriagov.org/content/upload ... 57_add.pdf $149k annual salary and $258k total annual compensation. Not bad. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: Seems like a step down, no? Chief of police, and now on equal footing to a mall cop? Depends on the definition of "step down". I'm guessing the salary/benefits are WAY better in his new position. Possibly, but that's pretty sad. How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Given that the Chinese are spying on our industrial companies, I don't think this is a critical hire by Cat. You probably need some hackers. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:15 pm ] |
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Eaglo Jeff wrote: So, he's not guarding butterflies?
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? True, but he also has to take the fall when some bad employee gets fired and then comes in and shoots up the factory. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? True, but he also has to take the fall when some bad employee gets fired and then comes in and shoots up the factory. As head of security, I think he just needs to call the police. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? True, but he also has to take the fall when some bad employee gets fired and then comes in and shoots up the factory. As head of security, I think he just needs to call the police.  He probably knows the number. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
denisdman wrote: His pay is in this spreadsheet: http://www.peoriagov.org/content/upload ... 57_add.pdf $149k annual salary and $258k total annual compensation. Not bad. I'd be very surprised if he gets more than that with the new job. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
This is a step up. Easier job for more cash. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:44 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: This is a step up. Easier job for more cash. I read that he will become head of security for North America, not just some factory in Illinois. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? Not very hard...until the autobots and decepticons show up...then it's a nightmare. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Hawg Ass wrote: Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. Yeah, people need to learn how to read. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
SomeGuy wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. Yeah, people need to learn how to read. Right, he's going to be Paul Blart's boss. BIG difference. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 2:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. Yeah, people need to learn how to read. Right, he's going to be Paul Blart's boss. BIG difference. Are you intentionally being a fucking moron? You usually save that for Wednesday through Monday. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
SomeGuy wrote: Douchebag wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. Yeah, people need to learn how to read. Right, he's going to be Paul Blart's boss. BIG difference. Are you intentionally being a fucking moron? Nope. Explain to my foolish self why head of security at Catepillar is a more important job than chief of police in the 7th largest city in Illinois. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: Explain to my foolish self why head of security at Catepillar is a more important job than chief of police in the 7th largest city in Illinois. Because it's Peoria. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
SomeGuy wrote: Douchebag wrote: Explain to my foolish self why head of security at Catepillar is a more important job than chief of police in the 7th largest city in Illinois. Because it's Peoria. Good answer. |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: spanky wrote: Douchebag wrote: Seems like a step down, no? Chief of police, and now on equal footing to a mall cop? Depends on the definition of "step down". I'm guessing the salary/benefits are WAY better in his new position. Possibly, but that's pretty sad. How hard is it to "guard" giant pieces of machinery that would take more giant pieces of heavy machinery to steal? That isn't the job description for head of security for CAT. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Scorehead wrote: That isn't the job description for head of security for CAT. Going to keep the class waiting ? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
SomeGuy wrote: Douchebag wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Yeah, I am thinking this is not the Paul Blart role. Yeah, people need to learn how to read. Right, he's going to be Paul Blart's boss. BIG difference. Are you intentionally being a fucking moron? Relax; nobody wants your gimmick ... |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Douchebag wrote: Explain to my foolish self why head of security at Catepillar is a more important job than chief of police in the 7th largest city in Illinois. Because it's Peoria. Good answer. Maybe I take that back, it's hard work to constantly cover up and bury reports of police brutality and assault. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:31 pm ] |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Don Tiny wrote: Don, you gotta tell me where you're goong with this. I'm a busy man. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
SomeGuy wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Don, you gotta tell me where you're goong with this. I'm a busy man. Ivan told me never to explain my jokes. Besides, all the cool kids already get it.  (it's representative of a Seinfeld side-plot called, simply, "the tractor story") |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Douchebag wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Douchebag wrote: Explain to my foolish self why head of security at Catepillar is a more important job than chief of police in the 7th largest city in Illinois. Because it's Peoria. Good answer. Careful now, PMatt already went after Baby Mc for similar thoughts. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Tue May 20, 2014 3:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Peoria Police Chief resigns |
Caterpillar is one of the premier manufacturing companies in the world. They are a global brand with a stock price over $100. He will be the North America Director of Security, I'm sure that doesnt entail driving around the compound on midnights looking for vandals... |
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