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Douchebag

Post subject: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:53 pm

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So if we had a CSFMB purge, where all crime was legal for 24 hours, who would be the first person you would go after?

Light'em up Chicago, or text Spmack your top 5.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:57 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
Posts: 20082
pizza_Place: Aurelios

This is going to go well. Just prune this now before the police use it as evidence... :lol:

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:02 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222

I plead the fifth.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:04 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 20537
pizza_Place: Joes Pizza

T-Bone
bagels
Hawg Ass
kissrules
FavreFan

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Guy Fieri

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:05 pm

Joined: Thu Sep 09, 2010 6:09 pm
Posts: 276
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

I'm goin' right after Anthony Bourdain with my French knife and a gallon of liquid nitrogen that I borrowed from Richard Blais.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:06 pm

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30330

Kirkwood wrote:

T-Bone
bagels
Hawg Ass
kissrules
FavreFan

So much hate, JERK!!!

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BobVila

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:10 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:28 am
Posts: 21
pizza_Place: My Old House

Darkside

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:16 pm

Site Admin

Joined: Wed Jun 08, 2005 6:45 pm
Posts: 38373
Location: Lovetron
pizza_Place: Malnati's

We know B Mac is afraid to go after chas.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Jerry Riles

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 pm

Nope. I told him if I see him he'll get the beating he so rightfully deserves.

You're big onto the Chas wagon now too aren't you Seacrest. Is it because he doesn't challenge your Biblical deficiencies?

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Don Felder

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:20 pm

Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:56 pm
Posts: 48
pizza_Place: Bernie and Randy's place...

I'd say Glenn Frey, but he's ALLLLLLREADY GONE!!! :lol:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:25 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Probably Spaulding. I think I could probably take her.

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AntiCrewMult

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:33 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:39 pm
Posts: 200
Location: Greece
pizza_Place: Da Jewelz

KRAZY IVAN
ROGER PARK BRYAN
JOE ROD ORR ROAD
ALL KID CAIROS ORIGINAL AND UNORIGINAL
DOUCHEBAG
BAGELS
FREE AJENT
BOILERMAKER RICK
KRAZY IVAN

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Ok I definitely know who Anti Crew Mult is.

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AntiCrewMult

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:36 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 28, 2013 9:39 pm
Posts: 200
Location: Greece
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OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.

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Ok I definitely know who Anti Crew Mult is.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:40 pm

Joined: Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am
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Location: Rock Ridge (splendid!)
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AntiCrewMult wrote:

OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.

Yes you do.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:45 pm

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Rod

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:49 pm

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IMU: Darkside, look, I got a list too.
Darkside: Where did you get this, IMU?
IMU: God gave it to me.
Darkside: Isn't Baby McNown that moron that was picking on you on the message board last week?
IMU: He's a demon.
Darkside: Tell the truth, IMU. You made this list up yourself, didn't you?
IMU: No, God did.
Darkside: IMU? Come on, right here. Now, listen to me, son. You can't make stuff like that up. We destroy demons. If we were to use your list, we'd be killing people. And we can never do that. Now, destroying demons is a good thing. Killing people is bad. You understand?
IMU: I'm sorry, Darkiside.
Darkside: That's all right. It's okay. You just got to have a little patience. Don't worry. God will send you your own list when you're older.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:10 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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pizza_Place: Aurelios

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Fucked up movie.

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:13 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82260

honestly, I'd just sit back and take on all pretenders to the throne, ending each in an ironic manner

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Nas

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:23 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222

I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:34 pm

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They'd be dead before the others realized there was a shot.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:48 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

Id pay Chas to do my killing for me (If he even asks for compensation)

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:42 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57258

AntiCrewMult wrote:

OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.

What did I ever do to you?

Guess I am a member of the Crew and didn't know it.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:45 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Nas wrote:

I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:51 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
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Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.

If you look at their eyes while you eat them, you devour their soul.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:52 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.

If you look at their eyes while you eat them, you devour their soul.

I did not know that.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:52 pm

Joined: Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:56 am
Posts: 32234
Location: A sterile, homogeneous suburb
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Gary Busey told me.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm

Joined: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:18 pm
Posts: 19488
pizza_Place: Phils' on 35th all you need to know

rogers park bryan wrote:

Id pay Chas to do my killing for me (If he even asks for compensation)

Each person would be 10 Mild Slim Jims and 5 packets of Lime Green Jello

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm

Joined: Mon May 02, 2011 4:29 pm
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Location: Everywhere
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If you just fire the shot and crawl away back into the jungle you win the game.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm

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Location: Darkside Estates
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leashyourkids wrote:

Gary Busey told me.

Then it must be true. Worth trying.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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