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Author:  Douchebag [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  The Purge: CSFMB Edition

So if we had a CSFMB purge, where all crime was legal for 24 hours, who would be the first person you would go after?

Light'em up Chicago, or text Spmack your top 5.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 12:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

This is going to go well. Just prune this now before the police use it as evidence... :lol: :lol:

Author:  Nas [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:02 pm ]
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I plead the fifth.

Author:  Kirkwood [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:04 pm ]
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T-Bone
bagels
Hawg Ass
kissrules
FavreFan

Author:  Guy Fieri [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:05 pm ]
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I'm goin' right after Anthony Bourdain with my French knife and a gallon of liquid nitrogen that I borrowed from Richard Blais.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:06 pm ]
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Kirkwood wrote:
T-Bone
bagels
Hawg Ass
kissrules
FavreFan

So much hate, JERK!!!

Author:  BobVila [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:10 pm ]
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Darkside

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:16 pm ]
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We know B Mac is afraid to go after chas.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 pm ]
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Jerry Riles

Author:  Baby McNown [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:17 pm ]
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Nope. I told him if I see him he'll get the beating he so rightfully deserves.

You're big onto the Chas wagon now too aren't you Seacrest. Is it because he doesn't challenge your Biblical deficiencies?

Author:  Don Felder [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

I'd say Glenn Frey, but he's ALLLLLLREADY GONE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Probably Spaulding. I think I could probably take her.

Author:  AntiCrewMult [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:33 pm ]
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KRAZY IVAN
ROGER PARK BRYAN
JOE ROD ORR ROAD
ALL KID CAIROS ORIGINAL AND UNORIGINAL
DOUCHEBAG
BAGELS
FREE AJENT
BOILERMAKER RICK
KRAZY IVAN

Author:  AntiCrewMult [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:36 pm ]
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OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:40 pm ]
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AntiCrewMult wrote:
OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.


Yes you do.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:45 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Rod [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 1:49 pm ]
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IMU: Darkside, look, I got a list too.
Darkside: Where did you get this, IMU?
IMU: God gave it to me.
Darkside: Isn't Baby McNown that moron that was picking on you on the message board last week?
IMU: He's a demon.
Darkside: Tell the truth, IMU. You made this list up yourself, didn't you?
IMU: No, God did.
Darkside: IMU? Come on, right here. Now, listen to me, son. You can't make stuff like that up. We destroy demons. If we were to use your list, we'd be killing people. And we can never do that. Now, destroying demons is a good thing. Killing people is bad. You understand?
IMU: I'm sorry, Darkiside.
Darkside: That's all right. It's okay. You just got to have a little patience. Don't worry. God will send you your own list when you're older.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:10 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
IMU: Darkside, look, I got a list too.
Darkside: Where did you get this, IMU?
IMU: God gave it to me.
Darkside: Isn't Baby McNown that moron that was picking on you on the message board last week?
IMU: He's a demon.
Darkside: Tell the truth, IMU. You made this list up yourself, didn't you?
IMU: No, God did.
Darkside: IMU? Come on, right here. Now, listen to me, son. You can't make stuff like that up. We destroy demons. If we were to use your list, we'd be killing people. And we can never do that. Now, destroying demons is a good thing. Killing people is bad. You understand?
IMU: I'm sorry, Darkiside.
Darkside: That's all right. It's okay. You just got to have a little patience. Don't worry. God will send you your own list when you're older.


Fucked up movie.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

honestly, I'd just sit back and take on all pretenders to the throne, ending each in an ironic manner

Author:  Nas [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:23 pm ]
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I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:34 pm ]
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They'd be dead before the others realized there was a shot.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:48 pm ]
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Id pay Chas to do my killing for me (If he even asks for compensation)

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 4:42 pm ]
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AntiCrewMult wrote:
OH, I DON'T WANT TO FORGET RFDC.

What did I ever do to you?

Guess I am a member of the Crew and didn't know it.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

Nas wrote:
I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:51 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.


If you look at their eyes while you eat them, you devour their soul.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The Purge: CSFMB Edition

leashyourkids wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
I like my chances hand to hand but a guy like Darkside would probably take me out 150 yards away.

Nah. Not my style. Although quite within my skill set.
I prefer to be able to watch someone's eyes dilate as they breath their last breath.


If you look at their eyes while you eat them, you devour their soul.

I did not know that.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:52 pm ]
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Gary Busey told me.

Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Id pay Chas to do my killing for me (If he even asks for compensation)


Each person would be 10 Mild Slim Jims and 5 packets of Lime Green Jello

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm ]
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If you just fire the shot and crawl away back into the jungle you win the game.

Author:  Darkside [ Wed Jun 25, 2014 7:53 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Gary Busey told me.

Then it must be true. Worth trying.

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