Do you wear bike shorts?

Do you at least have on a sport coat?

I would support any lobby to ban bicycles as legal road vehicles. The disparity in power and safety is just too great.

It makes no sense for a biker to be in the same roadway as cars. None whatsoever. They would be a lot safer driving on sidewalks or grassy areas to the side of roads.

One of the stupidest things in the world is a little dinky guy on a fucking bike trying to act like he is a car.

Different argument entirely, however, I'm sure you are able to appreciate a practical analysis of the issue in question. The sheer physics dictate my point.

I picture my life and my whole family's lives getting fucked-up because this bicyclist decided to think he was a car. Anything can happen, and when it happens to a dude on a bike, its probably gonna be pretty serious. Even if you were doing everything right, and you don't suffer any financial or liberal liabilities, you might at the very least see some shit that will haunt you for the rest of your life. Shit, guy could just fall or blow a tire and its lights out.

I know a guy who accidentally hit and killed a guy on his bike, and the effects are pretty fucked-up.

Remember, JORR... A lot of cyclists don't follow the rules of the road. They don't signal and don't pay attention, and it's frustrating because they expect me to look out for their well being when they don't. Same with pedestrians. I think Jay walking should be punishable by death.

I would support any lobby to ban bicycles as legal road vehicles. The disparity in power and safety is just too great.

It makes no sense for a biker to be in the same roadway as cars. None whatsoever. They would be a lot safer driving on sidewalks or grassy areas to the side of roads.

One of the stupidest things in the world is a little dinky guy on a fucking bike trying to act like he is a car.

If you can't go at least 40 mph and keep up with traffic, you don't belong on the road - period.

If a slow moving truck is in front of you, do you flip your lid and start honking like a loon and driving aggressively up his ass? I don't know, maybe you do, but most people simply deal with their annoyance about being stuck behind a slower vehicle and grit their teeth until it's gone. Why is a bike any different?

Definitely not a fan of bicyclists. Just take the bus. Exercising? Find an empty road in North or West suburbs.

I know Im being unfair but, eh, roads in Chicago weren't built for bikes and cars to share as say in Copenhagen:

I know. And I stated that above. I drive a car a lot more than I ride a bike.

I find it annoying when I'm riding my bike and drivers of cars refuse to take the right-of-way when they have it. But I realize it's because 9 out of 10 morons on bikes don't grant them the right-of-way and simply blow through stop signs like assholes. I stopped my bike for the crossing guard behind my house and waited until she walked the children across the street. The guard said to me, "That's the first time anyone on a bike ever stopped when I held up the sign."

Remember, JORR... A lot of cyclists don't follow the rules of the road. They don't signal and don't pay attention, and it's frustrating because they expect me to look out for their well being when they don't.

Same with pedestrians. I think Jay walking should be punishable by death.

"Share the road" doesn't mean cyclists can do whatever they want.

If I have to slow down, to avoid running you over, can you at least waddle across the street a bit faster?

Is it legal to skateboard or rollerblade in a traffic lane?

Nevermind the fact that I had been sitting in the same spot for 20 minutes because the pedestrians refuse to follow protocol and use the traffic lights.