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Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:38 am ]
Post subject:  Serena Williams

Right now on ESPNNews, she is either:

1. Drunk/drugged on court
2. Having some sort of breakdown on live TV
3. Having a stroke

Really strange. She literally couldn't catch or hit the ball - and she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Image

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....

She's sick

That's what Twitter says.

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Just found out that Hobby Lobby wouldn't cover her birth control anymore.

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

She looks like she has no coordination/balance

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
spanky wrote:
she looks all messed up. Hair not done, crying, etc.

Really strange

Sounds like my 2nd wife

The ball boys were rolling balls out to her and she literally couldn't bend over and pick up the ball.
Now she's trying to play and is basically not doing anything....


Is she injured?

Does she have CTE?

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

She just tossed the ball for a serve and damn near fell over. Then almost swung and missed...... :shock:

Double fault

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Watching this online now at watchESPN.com.

Bizarre.

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:49 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:50 am ]
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Maybe she will throw her racket and hit the Queen.

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

spanky wrote:
Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.


I'm headed home for lunch now, maybe I will be able to see some of this.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Michael David Smith ‏@MichaelDavSmith 26s
I've never seen anything like what's happening to Serena Williams right now. She is totally disoriented on the court. Match should be halted
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Dave Parks ‏@daveparks 45s
Serena Williams in doubles match. Something is wrong. Disturbing. Some one needs to call the match. #Wimbledon
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Dj Delz ‏@djdelz 57s
is Serena Williams sick or breaking down? #Wimbledon
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Alexandra Willis ‏@alex_willis 1m
Something really wrong here. RT @Wimbledon: WATCH: Worrying signs for Serena Williams http://clips.wimbledon.com/g/v/XTYo39e6Bum
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Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

If she is sick, I've never been sick like this. She's completely out of it.
She's on something, whether it's intentional or she is having a reaction to some medication or something.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

T-Bone wrote:
spanky wrote:
Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.


I'm headed home for lunch now, maybe I will be able to see some of this.

Or on ESPN for the next three weeks

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

She can't even bounce the ball.

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:51 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

I think tournament officials just made a good choice and ended the match.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:52 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Yeah, that was uncomfortable to watch.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

I know what's happening, Ive seen this before


She got her tennis powers from some magic genie or wish and they just expired and now she's on her own.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:53 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Serena ate the DMZ.

Author:  spanky [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 10:55 am ]
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https://vine.co/v/MFV9rQM1OZK

Author:  T-Bone [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:38 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

I was able to see some replays after they called the match. that was definitely odd.

Author:  KDdidit [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Not big black studly enough.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

spanky wrote:
Really bizarre. The announcers are going crazy that she's even on the court - calling her a danger to herself and her opponents.

A danger to her opponents? :roll: :roll:

It's tennis, not archery.

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

she's more of a danger to her opponents when she's 100%. and the officials.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:31 pm ]
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W_Z wrote:
she's more of a danger to her opponents when she's 100%. and the officials.


Truth

Probably more of a danger to Venus who could have ended up with a racket to the back of the head...

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

i like that venus pretty much ignored her for most of her hallucinatory swings at air.

Author:  Douchebag [ Tue Jul 01, 2014 4:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Serena Williams

Couldn't Venus just continue to play on her own and just let Serena stand there? Just let Serena dink her serves and then get the F out of the way.

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