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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | It's My Anniversary Today |
and I'm looking for some special moves. What are the en vogue actions of amore? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Hasn't rpb taught you enough today? |
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:52 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: and I'm looking for some special moves. What are the en vogue actions of amore? What's your budget? What is your wife's love language? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard. |
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| Author: | Rod [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:57 am ] |
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good dolphin wrote: and I'm looking for some special moves. What are the en vogue actions of amore? Trade your kids for Addison Russell. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Counter clockwise swirl. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
I'd say do some roleplaying where you knock on the door and say you are there to fix the cable, but she doesn't let you have cable so it would ruin the mood for you. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:04 pm ] |
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| Author: | spanky [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:06 pm ] |
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Can't you just ask him? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: I'd say do some roleplaying where you knock on the door and say you are there to fix the cable, but she doesn't let you have cable so it would ruin the mood for you. 
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Take her on a shopping spree at the Pleasure Chest. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
If you have to ask... Since you did, rohipnol for her & those paczki things you bleat about every Fat Tuesday. She'll sleep and you'll wake up full. You're welcome. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Cooper's Hawk has a wine sale going on this week. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Jackhammer anal. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Regular Reader wrote: If you have to ask... Since you did, rohipnol for her & those paczki things you bleat about every Fat Tuesday. She'll sleep and you'll wake up full. You're welcome.  whaaa
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
What kind of man remembers his anniversary? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: Jackhammer anal. shit just got real . literally |
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| Author: | DannyB [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:55 pm ] |
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What number? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:59 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: What kind of man remembers his anniversary? Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:35 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Nas wrote: What kind of man remembers his anniversary? Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning I don't have cats. |
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| Author: | Krazy Ivan [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
rogers park bryan wrote: Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically More like orgasmically, amirite? |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Nas wrote: good dolphin wrote: Nas wrote: What kind of man remembers his anniversary? Your cats left a big Happy Anniversary card on my kitchen table this morning I don't have cats. oops. I mistook you for Frank. Enjoy that insult. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's My Anniversary Today |
Krazy Ivan wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically More like orgasmically, amirite? 
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Jul 08, 2014 2:12 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Krazy Ivan wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Take her to an adult superstore and let things happen organically More like orgasmically, amirite? 
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