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Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:01 am ]
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I've lost 10 pounds on this diet so far. Just look at the life expectancy gains by humans since pizza was invented. I may live to be 100. It really is a superfood.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:03 am ]
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I hope you're eating the gluten free pizza. I hear that gluten will kill us all.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:05 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
I hope you're eating the gluten free pizza. I hear that gluten will kill us all.
I have an allergy to anything that doesn't have massive amounts of gluten in it.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:08 am ]
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Great thread. Only problem is that when I don't eat pizza or drink alcohol for more than a couple days, I get sad and start to sweat a lot. Is that bad?

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:08 am ]
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Well, then you've made the right choice. I look forward to seeing your posts on this board for the next 60 years or more....

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:08 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Great thread. Only problem is that when I don't eat pizza or drink alcohol for more than a couple days, I get sad and start to sweat a lot. Is that bad?


Yes, you must be eating things that don't have gluten in. Same allergy as BR.

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:09 am ]
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I thought you were a weight watchers guy.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:11 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
I hope you're eating the gluten free pizza.


And drinking gluten free beer.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:11 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Great thread. Only problem is that when I don't eat pizza or drink alcohol for more than a couple days, I get sad and start to sweat a lot. Is that bad?
My friend had the same problem. He was able to use pizza rolls and bagel bites like a nicotine patch to get you through it.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:11 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I hope you're eating the gluten free pizza. I hear that gluten will kill us all.
I have an allergy to anything that doesn't have massive amounts of gluten in it.


When I order at a restaurant, I ask for extra gluten on the side.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:15 am ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Great thread. Only problem is that when I don't eat pizza or drink alcohol for more than a couple days, I get sad and start to sweat a lot. Is that bad?


Not if you like gluten.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:15 am ]
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Stay under a certain amount of calories and you lose weight. Don't matter if it is pizza, beer, mcdonalds, white castle...

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:16 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I thought you were a weight watchers guy.
Nope. I had a loose association with it one summer. I wasn't a member though. I just leeched off others.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:19 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I thought you were a weight watchers guy.
Nope. I had a loose association with it one summer. I wasn't a member though. I just leeched off others.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You stole someone's login?

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:22 am ]
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I'd give yall the rundown on how I lost weight four years ago, but I am going to avoid the holier than thou chatter today. I was douche-y enough yesterday to last the rest of 2014.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:25 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
I'd give yall the rundown on how I lost weight four years ago, but I am going to avoid the holier than thou chatter today. I was douche-y enough yesterday to last the rest of 2014.


Dont sell yourself short Denis, you're a tremendous douche. :wink:

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:25 am ]
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Seacrest wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
I thought you were a weight watchers guy.
Nope. I had a loose association with it one summer. I wasn't a member though. I just leeched off others.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

You stole someone's login?
In the lead up to our wedding, many family members decided they wanted to cut a few pounds. The formula is pretty easy especially when you are eating meals from the recipe website anyways.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:27 am ]
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a formula of consuming less calories than you expend is pretty easy, agreed

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 11:44 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
a formula of consuming less calories than you expend is pretty easy, agreed
Pretty much. It did have more value before smartphones made it so easy to do that though.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:29 pm ]
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denisdman wrote:
I'd give yall the rundown on how I lost weight four years ago, but I am going to avoid the holier than thou chatter today. I was douche-y enough yesterday to last the rest of 2014.


As long as you recognize it, I'll still love you.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:30 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
denisdman wrote:
I'd give yall the rundown on how I lost weight four years ago, but I am going to avoid the holier than thou chatter today. I was douche-y enough yesterday to last the rest of 2014.


As long as you recognize it, I'll still love you.



I recognize it. /hug

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:32 pm ]
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:D

Author:  Brick [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:39 pm ]
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The best part of this diet is that you don't hate yourself because it took you an hour to eat a kale and cardboard salad!

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:42 pm ]
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I love the knew gluten dipping sauce

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:43 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
I love the knew gluten dipping sauce


Well, it is in a lot of pasta sauces and salad dressings.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:46 pm ]
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I bathe in gluten.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:50 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
I bathe in gluten.


Keeps all the celiac diseased ugly chicks away.....

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 12:52 pm ]
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And it has driven my gluten stock up by 500%!

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:46 pm ]
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You ever see the back of a $20 bill man? You ever seen the back of a $20 bill... on gluten?

Author:  spanky [ Thu Jul 10, 2014 1:49 pm ]
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I don't want to brag, but.....

Well, yeah I like to talk about myself. I'm like an expert with this type of nutritional information.
I graduated with a double major in pizza and beer. It's a lifelong passion, really.


I also did some graduate work in gluten.

Abroad.
At Oxford.
Oxford School of Gluten.

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