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Thank god you didn't kill anyone or anyones kids while your where driving while impaired, IKe.

dont worry you'll get them next time!

i dont think the guy would have given me a ride home if he thought i was drunk. i admitted i had a few and he felt it was better to just drive me home. stand up guy.

it was like that trailer park boys movie. takin a piss and suddenly surrounded by blinky lights. just tryin to take a piss in the privacy of the open countryside but someone has to fuck it all up. apparently i was impaired too i dont know. i know its not 1974, but the officer gave me a ride home. VERY nice guy. i want to buy him a beer. #onlyinwisconsin

I once again will play the voice of reason for this thread...

So, you are just waking in the countryside, drunk, taking a piss and a cop pulls up and drives you home?

is there a bar within 1/4 mile of where you live that this effort of a quarter mile is a usual occurance?

did you get drunk and then go for a walk?

I need to know more about Ike South for my celeb BBQ~

Why didn't you tell him you could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die?

When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen?

spanky wrote:

When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen?

Who has that?

Nas wrote:

spanky wrote:

When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen?

Who has that?

Ike.

I wanna be like Ike.

Nas wrote:

I wanna be like Ike.

I could help you.
I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit.
A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

Nas wrote:

I wanna be like Ike.

I could help you.
I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit.
A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

I wanna be like Ike.

I could help you.
I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit.
A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

I feel some trepidation about the trepanation ... in that its prescribed strength isn't quite enough to meet the need ...

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:38 pm ]
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it was like that trailer park boys movie. takin a piss and suddenly surrounded by blinky lights. just tryin to take a piss in the privacy of the open countryside but someone has to fuck it all up. apparently i was impaired too i dont know. i know its not 1974, but the officer gave me a ride home. VERY nice guy. i want to buy him a beer. #onlyinwisconsin

Author:	Urlacher's missing neck [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:42 pm ]
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pulled over?? Was the car still moving while you were pissing??

Author:	SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:44 pm ]
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Thank god you didn't kill anyone or anyones kids while your where driving while impaired, IKe. dont worry you'll get them next time!

Author:	Urlacher's missing neck [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:47 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: Thank god you didn't kill anyone or anyones kids while your where driving while impaired, IKe. dont worry you'll get them next time! Ya....my wife is driving around the WI countryside right now so I am very appreciative that he didn't kill her.

Author:	Darkside [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:52 pm ]
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Glad you didn't murder anyone and that you find it funny.

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Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:09 pm ]
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i dont think the guy would have given me a ride home if he thought i was drunk. i admitted i had a few and he felt it was better to just drive me home. stand up guy.

Author:	lipidquadcab [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:10 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote: i dont think the guy would have given me a ride home if he thought i was drunk. i admitted i had a few and he felt it was better to just drive me home. stand up guy. You're right...cops never let anyone who's been drinking off easy.

Author:	Hussra [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:22 pm ]
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Author:	Nas [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:22 pm ]
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Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

Author:	Darkside [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:24 pm ]
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What would Ike say to you if you said to him "dude you had a couple too many to drive?"

Author:	pittmike [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:32 pm ]
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assholes

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:49 pm ]
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I can confirm that you can be pretty 'faced in Wisconsin and still get off with just a ride home. Unless you have Illinois plates, of course, in which case you're fucked.

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:02 pm ]
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when he said i was impaired i just said "really?". was honest, i knew i could drive fine but if a cop has an opinion you just roll with it. im still surprised he did that though, its absolutely unheard of in illinois unless its new years eve.

Author:	SomeGuy [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:10 pm ]
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Well, I just hope you don't murder anyone in the future, Ike.

Author:	redskingreg [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:21 am ]
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Drunk driving is hilarious, right Ike? This is exactly why you're a fucking worthless piece of dog shit. Too bad you didn't have a one car accident. Maybe find a fucking purpose in life.

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Author:	spanky [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:22 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote: it was like that trailer park boys movie. takin a piss and suddenly surrounded by blinky lights. just tryin to take a piss in the privacy of the open countryside but someone has to fuck it all up. apparently i was impaired too i dont know. i know its not 1974, but the officer gave me a ride home. VERY nice guy. i want to buy him a beer. #onlyinwisconsin (Say it with me) That didn't happen.

Author:	bigfan [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:27 pm ]
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I once again will play the voice of reason for this thread... So, you are just waking in the countryside, drunk, taking a piss and a cop pulls up and drives you home? is there a bar within 1/4 mile of where you live that this effort of a quarter mile is a usual occurance? did you get drunk and then go for a walk? I need to know more about Ike South for my celeb BBQ~

Author:	Furious Styles [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:29 pm ]
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Did the po-po get a peek at your big, black wang?

Author:	RFDC [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:30 pm ]
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Why didn't you tell him you could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die?

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:31 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: I once again will play the voice of reason for this thread... So, you are just waking in the countryside, drunk, taking a piss and a cop pulls up and drives you home? is there a bar within 1/4 mile of where you live that this effort of a quarter mile is a usual occurance? did you get drunk and then go for a walk? I need to know more about Ike South for my celeb BBQ~ i had to leave my truck on the side of the road. dont worry, someguy, the truck is fine.

Author:	Curious Hair [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:32 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: I once again will play the voice of reason for this thread... So, you are just waking in the countryside, drunk, taking a piss and a cop pulls up and drives you home? is there a bar within 1/4 mile of where you live that this effort of a quarter mile is a usual occurance? did you get drunk and then go for a walk? I need to know more about Ike South for my celeb BBQ~ Come on, bigfan. You've spent time in rural Wisconsin. You know as well as I do that tales of Wisconsin don't have to be plausible to have happened.

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 9:34 pm ]
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RFDC wrote: Why didn't you tell him you could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die? i did think about pulling my medical card, saying i couldnt wait to pee... but what i really should have done was walk into the corn in the first place and took a leak there. that way when i see the cop pull up i just hide until he puts an orange tag on my truck and leaves. thing is, when youre in the middle of nowhere, and nobody is around, its pretty unlucky to have a cop pass right when you stop for 1min. is what it is, im just glad he was a normal human being.

Author:	spanky [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:40 pm ]
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When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen?

Author:	Nas [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:45 pm ]
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spanky wrote: When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen? Who has that?

Author:	Darkside [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:47 pm ]
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Nas wrote: spanky wrote: When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen? Who has that? Ike.

Author:	Nas [ Sat Jul 12, 2014 11:57 pm ]
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Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: spanky wrote: When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen? Who has that? Ike. I wanna be like Ike.

Author:	Darkside [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:00 am ]
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Nas wrote: I wanna be like Ike. I could help you. I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit. A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

Author:	Nas [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:01 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: I wanna be like Ike. I could help you. I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit. A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:06 am ]
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Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: I wanna be like Ike. I could help you. I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit. A little brain damage, and we're on our way. I feel some trepidation about the trepanation ... in that its prescribed strength isn't quite enough to meet the need ...

Author:	Darkside [ Sun Jul 13, 2014 12:07 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Darkside wrote: Nas wrote: I wanna be like Ike. I could help you. I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit. A little brain damage, and we're on our way. I feel some trepidation about the trepanation ... in that its prescribed strength isn't quite enough to meet the need ... That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.