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Was hoping for a pigman.

looks a little like Joe Girardi

Furious Styles wrote:

Was hoping for a pigman.

An escape from the asylum in Elgin coupled with the sudden return to posting of a seemingly insane attorney and Yankee fan from Kane County. Thngs that make you go hmmm.

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

An escape from the asylum in Elgin coupled with the sudden return to posting of a seemingly insane attorney and Yankee fan from Kane County. Thngs that make you go hmmm.

Woodstock is in McHenry County. Better know a backwater.

Close enough. Pinstriped straitjacket and straight down 47 then a short jog to the nuthouse on 31. See what A.J. Burnett hath wrought!

Laugh out loud! I am more sane than just about everybody I know. However, the closest I have ever come to complete insanity was watching that hillbilly hayseed A.J. Burnett attempt to escape the first inning of JUST ABOUT EVERY START without giving up runs. This bumpkin was nearly the death of me.

Fool tried to take a cab somewhere and the driver recognized him and drove him around until the Police came.

spmack wrote:

Fool tried to take a cab somewhere and the driver recognized him and drove him around until the Police came.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it had not been for you meddling kids.

Author:	Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:28 am ]
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http://www.wrex.com/story/26033126/2014/07/16/police-man-escapes-from-elgin-mental-health-center POLICE: Man escapes from Elgin Mental Health Center Posted: Jul 16, 2014 9:58 AM CDT By Audrey Moon - email ELGIN (WREX) - A man has escaped from the Elgin Mental Health Center, according to the Elgin Police Department. Jesse Vega escaped from the mental health center's custody this morning in the area of Seneca and Dundee Avenue in Elgin. Vega is described as a 5-foot-8, 160 pound Hispanic male last seen wearing a blue shirt, blue jeans, white shoes and handcuffs. His arms are tattooed. The Elgin Police Department asks that you call 911 if you see Vega and that you do not approach him.

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:29 am ]
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Bernstein thinks that guy is short

Author:	Tall Midget [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:38 am ]
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Kid Cairo regards that guy as a model of mental stability.

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:46 am ]
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This mental patient probably believes that Derek Sanderson Jeter did not belong at the All Star Game without a ticket.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:49 am ]
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I'm slightly surprised that apparently one can wear denim while spending quality time in the nuthouse.

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Author:	spmack [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 10:51 am ]
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Author:	Furious Styles [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:02 am ]
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Was hoping for a pigman.

Author:	Bagels [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:02 am ]
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looks a little like Joe Girardi

Author:	Hawg Ass [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:06 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote: Was hoping for a pigman.

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:07 am ]
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Bagels wrote: looks a little like Joe Girardi At this point, I will bet that he manages like him as well.

Author:	shakes [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:08 am ]
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Probably could've started and stopped the description at the part about handcuffs.

Author:	spmack [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:20 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote: I thought the same.

Author:	cpguy [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:23 am ]
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Author:	Douchebag [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:24 am ]
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Author:	DannyB [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:57 pm ]
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Nobody understood the ravages of mental illness like Saga. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6se3xd8KCew One day you feel quite stable The next you're comin' off the wall But I think that you should warn me If you start heading for a fall I see the problem start I watch the tension grow I see you keeping it to yourself And then instead of reaching conclusions I see you reaching for something else No one can stop you now Tonight you're on the loose No one to tell you how Tonight you're on the loose No one can stop you now Tonight you're on the loose No one to tell you how Tonight you're on the loose I see no harm or danger in escaping If the method suits the style We put the mind on idle And let the others take it for a while When the pace is too fast And I think I won't last You know where I'll be found I'll be standing here beside myself Getting ready for the final round No one can stop me now Tonight I'm on the loose No one to tell me how Tonight I'm on the loose No one can stop me now Tonight I'm on the loose No one to tell me how Tonight I'm on the loose The time we feel most stable Is the time we're comin' off the wall And there's every indication We may be heading for a fall So let the problems start And let the tension grow We'll be keeping it to ourselves And while they're busy reaching their conclusions We'll be reaching for something else No one can stop us now Tonight we're on the loose No one to tell us how Tonight we're on the loose No one can stop us now Tonight we're on the loose No one to tell us how Tonight we're on the loose

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Author:	Rod [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:26 am ]
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An escape from the asylum in Elgin coupled with the sudden return to posting of a seemingly insane attorney and Yankee fan from Kane County. Thngs that make you go hmmm.

Author:	Bagels [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 11:28 am ]
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Author:	Curious Hair [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:14 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: An escape from the asylum in Elgin coupled with the sudden return to posting of a seemingly insane attorney and Yankee fan from Kane County. Thngs that make you go hmmm. Woodstock is in McHenry County. Better know a backwater.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:19 pm ]
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Author:	Rod [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:30 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: An escape from the asylum in Elgin coupled with the sudden return to posting of a seemingly insane attorney and Yankee fan from Kane County. Thngs that make you go hmmm. Woodstock is in McHenry County. Better know a backwater. Close enough. Pinstriped straitjacket and straight down 47 then a short jog to the nuthouse on 31. See what A.J. Burnett hath wrought!

Author:	Krazy Ivan [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:31 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Still alive!

Author:	Telegram Sam [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:36 pm ]
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Do not approach. Use contractions sparingly.

Author:	stoneroses86 [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 12:44 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Close enough. Pinstriped straitjacket and straight down 47 then a short jog to the nuthouse on 31. See what A.J. Burnett hath wrought! Laugh out loud! I am more sane than just about everybody I know. However, the closest I have ever come to complete insanity was watching that hillbilly hayseed A.J. Burnett attempt to escape the first inning of JUST ABOUT EVERY START without giving up runs. This bumpkin was nearly the death of me.

Author:	spmack [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:03 pm ]
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Fool tried to take a cab somewhere and the driver recognized him and drove him around until the Police came.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:18 pm ]
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stoneroses86 wrote: Laugh out loud! I am more sane than just about everybody I know. However, the closest I have ever come to complete insanity was watching that hillbilly hayseed A.J. Burnett attempt to escape the first inning of JUST ABOUT EVERY START without giving up runs. This bumpkin was nearly the death of me. Right until he saved your ass in the playoffs, right?

Author:	Evil J.A.C.K. [ Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:53 pm ]
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spmack wrote: Fool tried to take a cab somewhere and the driver recognized him and drove him around until the Police came. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it had not been for you meddling kids.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:49 am ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote: spmack wrote: Fool tried to take a cab somewhere and the driver recognized him and drove him around until the Police came. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it had not been for you meddling kids.