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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:36 pm ] |
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Driving on that long stretch of I-88 from the Quad Cities to Naperville. I was stuck behind what I knew was an unmarked cop car on an otherwise empty highway. The trooper was going the posted speed limit and with no off ramp in sight I couldn't fathom staying at that speed for more than a mile or two. So I pull into the passing lane and gradually pass the car. My girlfriend whom I later married was sitting in the passenger seat and kept insisting that I NOT pass the car. I kept telling her that the unwritten rules of the road allowed me to pass the cop so long as I didn't blow by him. I make the pass and pull back into the right lane. An instant later the light bar comes on and I'm baffled. Certainly it can't be me he's pulling over. He can't expect me to stay behind him on the highway for God knows how many miles. Except it was me, and left my wallet $85 lighter. To this day I figure the only reason he pulled me over was because he wanted to get a good look at the moron that would pass a cop on the highway. |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:39 pm ] |
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Spot on on all points. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:40 pm ] |
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I voted for Bush in '04 and Obama in '08. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:29 pm ] |
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Responded to a BM post |
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| Author: | IMU [ Fri Jul 18, 2014 11:14 pm ] |
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chaspoppcap wrote: wrote interesting reviews online
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| Author: | newper [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 12:01 am ] |
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immessedup17 wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: wrote interesting reviews online
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| Author: | a retard [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:28 am ] |
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SpiralStairs wrote: Driving on that long stretch of I-88 from the Quad Cities to Naperville. I was stuck behind what I knew was an unmarked cop car on an otherwise empty highway. The trooper was going the posted speed limit and with no off ramp in sight I couldn't fathom staying at that speed for more than a mile or two. So I pull into the passing lane and gradually pass the car. My girlfriend whom I later married was sitting in the passenger seat and kept insisting that I NOT pass the car. I kept telling her that the unwritten rules of the road allowed me to pass the cop so long as I didn't blow by him. I make the pass and pull back into the right lane. An instant later the light bar comes on and I'm baffled. Certainly it can't be me he's pulling over. He can't expect me to stay behind him on the highway for God knows how many miles. Except it was me, and left my wallet $85 lighter. To this day I figure the only reason he pulled me over was because he wanted to get a good look at the moron that would pass a cop on the highway. Saw the same thing happen to a guy on 53 one Sunday morning. Empty road, he passed the state cop slowly, like at 2 MPH over the limit. As soon as he did the lights came on. |
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| Author: | GOIrishND [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 7:24 am ] |
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Registering for this message board |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:07 am ] |
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Married my 1st wife |
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| Author: | Nas [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:10 am ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Married my 1st wife Didn't that make you appreciate your 2nd wife more? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:41 am ] |
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When I lived in Bloomington, I used to drive to Schaumburg a lot to see a chick I was dating. I was in college. Having never resided in Chicagoland at the time (I moved to Chicago later), I just blew past the ipass without paying every time. I later got a $1,300 bill in the mail with all the charges plus late fees. |
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| Author: | spanky [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 10:44 am ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: I later got a $1,300 bill in the mail with all the charges plus late fees.  This is what happens when you put it on a pedestal. 
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:05 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: When I lived in Bloomington, I used to drive to Schaumburg a lot to see a chick I was dating. I was in college. Having never resided in Chicagoland at the time (I moved to Chicago later), I just blew past the ipass without paying every time. I later got a $1,300 bill in the mail with all the charges plus late fees. I could have helped you get it for a lot less,trust me |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 1:09 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Married my 1st wife Didn't that make you appreciate your 2nd wife more? Ask him that after the 3rd wife. 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:48 pm ] |
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chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: When I lived in Bloomington, I used to drive to Schaumburg a lot to see a chick I was dating. I was in college. Having never resided in Chicagoland at the time (I moved to Chicago later), I just blew past the ipass without paying every time. I later got a $1,300 bill in the mail with all the charges plus late fees. I could have helped you get it for a lot less,trust me He should pretend he has a bad back? |
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| Author: | a retard [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:25 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: When I lived in Bloomington, I used to drive to Schaumburg a lot to see a chick I was dating. I was in college. Having never resided in Chicagoland at the time (I moved to Chicago later), I just blew past the ipass without paying every time. I later got a $1,300 bill in the mail with all the charges plus late fees. I could have helped you get it for a lot less,trust me He should pretend he has a bad back? And profess his disdain for Muslims? |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Sat Jul 19, 2014 6:28 pm ] |
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chaspoppcap wrote: Responded to a BM post Didn't pay Biggie to delete Chas. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:31 am ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Married my 1st wife getting married the second time was the bad dumb decision |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:34 am ] |
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left some porn on my screen about a month after my son was born. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:36 am ] |
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When I was maybe 19 or 20, I was partying at a friends house and went to drive home. It was winter and my windows had iced up. I was so drunk that I couldn't scrape the windows off, so I drove with my head hanging out the window to see. I only about a mile and a half to get home, all side streets, but still had a cop even saw me I was dead to write. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:38 am ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: left some porn on my screen about a month after my son was born. Well, what was his reaction? |
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| Author: | a retard [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:01 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: When I was maybe 19 or 20, I was partying at a friends house and went to drive home. It was winter and my windows had iced up. I was so drunk that I couldn't scrape the windows off, so I drove with my head hanging out the window to see. I only about a mile and a half to get home, all side streets, but still had a cop even saw me I was dead to write. Did the cop drive you home? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:07 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Married my 1st wife Didn't that make you appreciate your 2nd wife more? Yep |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jul 21, 2014 7:11 pm ] |
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a retard wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: When I was maybe 19 or 20, I was partying at a friends house and went to drive home. It was winter and my windows had iced up. I was so drunk that I couldn't scrape the windows off, so I drove with my head hanging out the window to see. I only about a mile and a half to get home, all side streets, but still had a cop even saw me I was dead to write. Did the cop drive you home?
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