My mother will hear us
I'm all sweaty
We already had sex this week
I have to go to yoga

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

"Ew, gross"

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I hope you guys live with her mother; otherwise, the first one lacks quite a bit of effort.

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my MIL is from out of state and comes to stay like 3-4 (separate) weeks of the year. ugh.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I'm on my period
You cant get it up

That pretty much covers it.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Your wife would kill me

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

"I don't want to have sex with you, Hatchetman. Now leave me alone."

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I already did it with the UPS guy earlier.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

"This is your last warning. Stop peaking through my windows or I will call the cops."

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Too boo-coo...

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

This guy in high school claimed he got each of his girlfriends to let him down on them while they had their period. He always said it was like eating out one of those pizza puff things.

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Christ Hoffy I could have lived my whole life in happiness without having ever heard that story.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

+1000

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

You'll never eat a pizza puff again.

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Did not happen.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Yeah, you are likely right, but if anyone was going to do it, it was this guy.

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With all the different fetishes out there, you mean you don't believe this is one of them?

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Can we talk about something else?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Have you ever seen this video with two girls and one cup?

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You're damaging my delicate psychological well being.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm a social psychologist. It's what I do.

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I'm a hermaphrodite.

Do you have a dossier on board members? I bet you've got a psychological profile on all of us.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Not yet, I'm putting in a sabbatical application so that I can devote full-time to the board...

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Don't think that gives you any kind if special treatment around here, pal.

You're just as fucked up as the rest of us.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I can't wait to read mine. I'm terrified of talking to psychiatrists. I have one as a client. I try not to talk to him because i think he'll suggest I get help.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Don't worry about it. Here's your certificate:

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Neat. Thanks!
But that client looks thru me. It's weird.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I don't think you can judge a person by his board posts.

Meeting Darkside outside of the board, he does match some of his board persona, but you wouldn't get some of the intangibles you don't get from text-based discussion. The guy is pretty passionate and his interaction with his wife is pretty awesome to watch because he actually seems very happy. Its a change from some of what you hear and see.

Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life.

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The above statement puts everything you post here in question.

You may want to reevaluate you position.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer