donspiracy wrote:
I'm on my period
This guy in high school claimed he got each of his girlfriends to let him down on them while they had their period. He always said it was like eating out one of those pizza puff things.
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
My mother will hear us I'm all sweaty We already had sex this week I have to go to yoga |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:39 pm ] |
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"Ew, gross" |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:40 pm ] |
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I hope you guys live with her mother; otherwise, the first one lacks quite a bit of effort. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
leashyourkids wrote: I hope you guys live with her mother; otherwise, the first one lacks quite a bit of effort. my MIL is from out of state and comes to stay like 3-4 (separate) weeks of the year. ugh. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:44 pm ] |
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I'm on my period You cant get it up That pretty much covers it. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:48 pm ] |
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Your wife would kill me |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:05 pm ] |
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"I don't want to have sex with you, Hatchetman. Now leave me alone." |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
I already did it with the UPS guy earlier. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:10 pm ] |
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"This is your last warning. Stop peaking through my windows or I will call the cops." |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
Too boo-coo... |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
donspiracy wrote: I'm on my period This guy in high school claimed he got each of his girlfriends to let him down on them while they had their period. He always said it was like eating out one of those pizza puff things.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:24 pm ] |
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Christ Hoffy I could have lived my whole life in happiness without having ever heard that story. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:28 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Christ Hoffy I could have lived my whole life in happiness without having ever heard that story. +1000 |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:29 pm ] |
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You'll never eat a pizza puff again. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:30 pm ] |
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: donspiracy wrote: I'm on my period This guy in high school claimed he got each of his girlfriends to let him down on them while they had their period. He always said it was like eating out one of those pizza puff things. Did not happen. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:34 pm ] |
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Mr. Reason wrote: Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: donspiracy wrote: I'm on my period This guy in high school claimed he got each of his girlfriends to let him down on them while they had their period. He always said it was like eating out one of those pizza puff things. Did not happen. Yeah, you are likely right, but if anyone was going to do it, it was this guy. |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
With all the different fetishes out there, you mean you don't believe this is one of them? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:42 pm ] |
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Can we talk about something else? |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:43 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Can we talk about something else? Have you ever seen this video with two girls and one cup? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:44 pm ] |
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Psycory wrote: Darkside wrote: Can we talk about something else? Have you ever seen this video with two girls and one cup? You're damaging my delicate psychological well being. |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:45 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: Psycory wrote: Darkside wrote: Can we talk about something else? Have you ever seen this video with two girls and one cup? You're damaging my delicate psychological well being. I'm a social psychologist. It's what I do. |
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| Author: | Erotic Lawyer [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:47 pm ] |
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I'm a hermaphrodite. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:47 pm ] |
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Do you have a dossier on board members? I bet you've got a psychological profile on all of us. |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Lame Sex Excuses you've heard |
Darkside wrote: Do you have a dossier on board members? I bet you've got a psychological profile on all of us. Not yet, I'm putting in a sabbatical application so that I can devote full-time to the board... |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:49 pm ] |
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Erotic Lawyer wrote: I'm a hermaphrodite. Don't think that gives you any kind if special treatment around here, pal. You're just as fucked up as the rest of us. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:50 pm ] |
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Psycory wrote: Darkside wrote: Do you have a dossier on board members? I bet you've got a psychological profile on all of us. Not yet, I'm putting in a sabbatical application so that I can devote full-time to the board... I can't wait to read mine. I'm terrified of talking to psychiatrists. I have one as a client. I try not to talk to him because i think he'll suggest I get help. |
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| Author: | Psycory [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:53 pm ] |
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Don't worry about it. Here's your certificate: |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:54 pm ] |
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Neat. Thanks! But that client looks thru me. It's weird. |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:05 pm ] |
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I don't think you can judge a person by his board posts. Meeting Darkside outside of the board, he does match some of his board persona, but you wouldn't get some of the intangibles you don't get from text-based discussion. The guy is pretty passionate and his interaction with his wife is pretty awesome to watch because he actually seems very happy. Its a change from some of what you hear and see. Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life. |
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| Author: | Mr. Reason [ Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:07 pm ] |
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote: Even Frank was actually a really cool guy in real life. The above statement puts everything you post here in question. You may want to reevaluate you position. |
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