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Did it stop you from going in?

In truth, I think that's some kind of secret code for "this is a disgusting establishment".

Can't imagine what three doors down looks like :shock:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In truth, I think that's some kind of secret code for "this is a disgusting establishment".

Honestly I really don't know how it's allowed to stay in business. I mean, this town is still (for this day and age) Mayberry, and my fairly clear albeit not firsthand (thank you) understanding is that the rub'n'tug moniker is not levied in jest. I guess once you put in stoplights and a Jewel, tattoo parlors and jerkoff joints can't be far behind.

In Schaumburg, I keep seeing random places pop up with female names (Stella's, Sandy's, etc.) that appear to be strictly for video poker purposes. I passed three places in a mile drive yesterday.

Breakfast joint (rather nice)

So, earlier today we were somewhat taken aback to be met with this sight at the back door of the Asian rub 'n' tug two doors down ...

Can't imagine what three doors down looks like :shock:

I can really contribute to this thread but do not feel like the hassle I will get in return

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:	This Doesn't Look Kosher
So, earlier today we were somewhat taken aback to be met with this sight at the back door of the Asian rub 'n' tug two doors down ...

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:11 pm ]
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Did it stop you from going in?

Author:	jimmypasta [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:11 pm ]
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Well hung meat?

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:12 pm ]
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In truth, I think that's some kind of secret code for "this is a disgusting establishment".

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:13 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Did it stop you from going in? Doesn't matter how hard they squint, still can't see my dink. jimmypasta wrote: Well hung meat? <polite golf clap>

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Author:	redskingreg [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:13 pm ]
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Can't imagine what three doors down looks like

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:15 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: In truth, I think that's some kind of secret code for "this is a disgusting establishment". Honestly I really don't know how it's allowed to stay in business. I mean, this town is still (for this day and age) Mayberry, and my fairly clear albeit not firsthand (thank you) understanding is that the rub'n'tug moniker is not levied in jest. I guess once you put in stoplights and a Jewel, tattoo parlors and jerkoff joints can't be far behind.

Author:	Hank Scorpio [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:16 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Can't imagine what three doors down looks like like kyrptonite?

Author:	Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 2:18 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Can't imagine what three doors down looks like It's a high-end fishmongers. This little strip mall just nukes previous concepts of 'eclectic'. In order: Breakfast joint (rather nice) Us (kinda nice) Liquor Store (nice enough) Asian massage (???) High-end fishmongers (presumably nice ... expensive counters) vacant (now's your chance!) A pizza joint with a decent menu

Author:	good dolphin [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: In truth, I think that's some kind of secret code for "this is a disgusting establishment". Honestly I really don't know how it's allowed to stay in business. I mean, this town is still (for this day and age) Mayberry, and my fairly clear albeit not firsthand (thank you) understanding is that the rub'n'tug moniker is not levied in jest. I guess once you put in stoplights and a Jewel, tattoo parlors and jerkoff joints can't be far behind. answer: someone is getting paid in cash and/or services

Author:	bigfan [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:09 pm ]
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On clybourn there is a new FOOT MASSAGE place, drove by today. it is just a few doors south of Fullerton, which I think is a terrible location for any business, due to lack of parking and if you drive by, no circling back around and next to the city dump...lovely smells. But there did seem to be some big windows, so maybe it really is a foot massage place, but as I posted before, the large # of 24 Hr "Foot Spas" that opened was very noticeable. Especially since one is next to the Hard Rock, and when you look out the window you see the blinking 24 Hour Foot Spa Sign! Guess this is an attempt to get around some law? or Maybe foot fetishes are big business now?

Author:	redskingreg [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:10 pm ]
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In Schaumburg, I keep seeing random places pop up with female names (Stella's, Sandy's, etc.) that appear to be strictly for video poker purposes. I passed three places in a mile drive yesterday.

Author:	Bagels [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:20 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: In Schaumburg, I keep seeing random places pop up with female names (Stella's, Sandy's, etc.) that appear to be strictly for video poker purposes. I passed three places in a mile drive yesterday. Dotty's is another one, just moved in to beautiful, scenic Alsip

Author:	bigfan [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:28 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: In Schaumburg, I keep seeing random places pop up with female names (Stella's, Sandy's, etc.) that appear to be strictly for video poker purposes. I passed three places in a mile drive yesterday. Yes, thats the new play, which is really just the old play, but it's legal now.

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Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:40 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Breakfast joint (rather nice) Hmmm.....

Author:	bigfan [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:23 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: So, earlier today we were somewhat taken aback to be met with this sight at the back door of the Asian rub 'n' tug two doors down ... Air dried meats, big in the Asian culture, disgusting in my house.

Author:	shirtless driver [ Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:00 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Can't imagine what three doors down looks like

Author:	chaspoppcap [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:18 pm ]
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I can really contribute to this thread but do not feel like the hassle I will get in return

Author:	leashyourkids [ Fri Aug 29, 2014 1:20 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote: I can really contribute to this thread but do not feel like the hassle I will get in return Just do it chas. Your expertise is needed.