My son tried out for a travel team. I don't know if he'll make it or not. I want to be prepared with something good in case he does not. What do you guys have for me?

A stripper.

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he probably will. They need the money.

Generally.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

and if not, it depends on how invested he is in it. If not heavily, I wouldn't even bring it up. Let him talk it through. If he was, tell him you thought the coaches were dumb dumbs.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

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Tell him to pull himself up by his own boot straps.

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Tell him MJ didn't make the JV team as a Sophomore.....and he did all right

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Tell him he is still probably good enough to play at Purdue.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Jordan was cut too!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You want to reward him if he gets cut?
What do you give him for F's on his report card?

Steves Dad gave him a company for his F's. Do you have a company?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

tell him it gives him the time to play a real sport

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Sign him up for this message board.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

everybody with money made our travel team...guess who didn't have money...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Jordan?

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Ha, re-read our exchange. I thought your reply was referencing her son would become a stripper if cut.

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Seriously this. Unless he really is bad and wasn't even close (you know this or not). Then tell him to try something else or lower level ball if he loves it that much.

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Elections have consequences.

There's always football.

Bears need someone at safety.

Ravens need a RB.

NFL needs a commissioner.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

See if Ray Rice can phone him and talk about the kismet of being cut on the same day.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

And then explain to a little kid who MJ is.

He's the guy with the Hitler moustache from the Hanes commercials.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Just in case, have a roll of Lifesavers handy...

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Old school commercial.

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Elections have consequences.

tell him those traveling sports teams are really just cliqy friendships between rich parents like dan bernstein and if obama didnt fuck everything up he would be on the team.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

He didn't make it. He's sad. Bummer.

Then ignore the others and listen to my post.

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Elections have consequences.

Just tell him "No one hit a home run on strike three looking, no one says what smells good when you're not cooking, you will miss every shot you don't take, you don't get no cookies if you don't bake, you won't hit a bullseye if you throw no dart, you can't hear the beat if you got no heart, no one threw a touchdown if they drop the ball, no one ever got up that didn't first fall, so if you want to live in sweet romance, don't be afraid to take a chance."

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Tell him to thank Barack (Barry) Hussein (Soetero) Obama.

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Soccer 1,2,3
Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

The eval said his skills were average, his game play was excellent, but he lacked tenacity. I hope this changes him a little. I'm bummed for him.

I hope you punched the evaluator in the face.