I was hanging out with Chus in his car in some parking lot and he was in the driver seat and I was laying down in the back seat and we were high out of our minds. We just kept smoking joint after joint and the only thing I remember talking about is how the Miami Dolphins jerseys use to be cool until they recently fucked them up. I also don't know what Chus looks like so he was just his avatar, the dude from Spinal Tap.

Then Frank showed up like some jock asshole in his 1970's Camaro and he was like "Hey losers, what are you doing?". He seemed kind of drunk, not like wasted drunk, but something was off; and he started making fun of Chus' car and he's like "Hey Hockey Gay, check out this car". I was like "Nah, dude, it's a sweet car but I'm good". But next thing I know I'm in Frank's car and he's speeding through red lights and driving like a mad man and I'm scared for my life. Then I woke up.

I wish I remembered more. Frank had really nice eyes, by the way.

You need help

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

/thread

Gay, you're in need of some female companionship.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm seeing a new girl! She has big jugs too.

that wasn't a dream

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

And people call me strange.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Frank isn't a jock even in HIS dreams

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This thread is more proof of why you shouldn't take drugs.

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is her NAME juggs? because you may need to check those jugs...for...authenticity.

I'm 97% sure she's not a mult

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

This thread needs a jbills gif.

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