I was hanging out with Chus in his car in some parking lot and he was in the driver seat and I was laying down in the back seat and we were high out of our minds. We just kept smoking joint after joint and the only thing I remember talking about is how the Miami Dolphins jerseys use to be cool until they recently fucked them up. I also don't know what Chus looks like so he was just his avatar, the dude from Spinal Tap.

Then Frank showed up like some jock asshole in his 1970's Camaro and he was like "Hey losers, what are you doing?". He seemed kind of drunk, not like wasted drunk, but something was off; and he started making fun of Chus' car and he's like "Hey Hockey Gay, check out this car". I was like "Nah, dude, it's a sweet car but I'm good". But next thing I know I'm in Frank's car and he's speeding through red lights and driving like a mad man and I'm scared for my life. Then I woke up.

I wish I remembered more. Frank had really nice eyes, by the way.

Then Frank showed up like some jock asshole in his 1970's Camaro.

Then Frank showed up like some jock asshole in his 1970's Camaro and he was like "Hey losers, what are you doing?".

Gay, you're in need of some female companionship.

I was hanging out with Chus in his car in some parking lot and he was in the driver seat and I was laying down in the back seat and we were high out of our minds. We just kept smoking joint after joint and the only thing I remember talking about is how the Miami Dolphins jerseys use to be cool until they recently fucked them up. I also don't know what Chus looks like so he was just his avatar, the dude from Spinal Tap.

Then Frank showed up like some jock asshole in his 1970's Camaro and he was like "Hey losers, what are you doing?". He seemed kind of drunk, not like wasted drunk, but something was off; and he started making fun of Chus' car and he's like "Hey Hockey Gay, check out this car". I was like "Nah, dude, it's a sweet car but I'm good". But next thing I know I'm in Frank's car and he's speeding through red lights and driving like a mad man and I'm scared for my life. Then I woke up.

I wish I remembered more. Frank had really nice eyes, by the way.

I'm seeing a new girl! She has big jugs too.

is her NAME juggs? because you may need to check those jugs...for...authenticity.