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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:22 pm 
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Yes I've been to all of them.

1. Oregon
2. Maine
3. Washington
4. Montana
5. California
6. New York
7. Colorado
8. Illinois
9. Utah
10. Virginia
11. New Mexico
12. Wisconsin
13. Louisiana
14. Vermont
15. Hawaii
16. North Carolina
17. Michigan
18. Minnesota
19. New Hampshire
20. New Jersey
21. Idaho
22. South Carolina
23. Wyoming
24. Tennessee
25. Alaska
26. Nevada
27. Massachusetts
28. Pennsylvania
29. Florida
30. Mississippi
31. South Dakota
32. Nebraska
33. Missouri
34. Arizona
35. Kentucky
36. West Virginia
37. Connecticut
38. Alabama
39. Georgia
40. Maryland
41. Rhode Island
42. Iowa
43. Kansas
44. Texas
45. Indiana
46. Arkansas
47. North Dakota
48. Delaware
49. Ohio
50. Oklahoma

Clarifications provided upon specific request.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:27 pm 
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What are the main factors you used to determine your rankings?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:29 pm 
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Why do you think anyone gives a shit how you rank the states of this country?


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denisdman wrote:
What are the main factors you used to determine your rankings?

I barely even know. I can tell why I like or dislike places, but there's no set criteria


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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Why do you think anyone gives a shit how you rank the states of this country?

Because I am America.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:44 pm 
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One might think if you went from Texas, to NM, to AZ to NV...the land, sites, people, weather are very similar, thus unless you have been to Houston, Santa Fe, Phoenix and Las Vegas...the similarities would make you rank them in the same range...i.e. 29-33?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 5:49 pm 
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This might actually be worse than your Cubs thoughts.

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I think West Virginia at 36 is a bit high...but at 41 is probably correct...


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lipidquadcab wrote:
I think West Virginia at 36 is a bit high...but at 41 is probably correct...

Awww what the fuck. I proofread it three times to avoid that very mistake ("hey did I list something twice?"). Now I have to figure out who I forgot. WVA is supposed to be 36.


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bigfan wrote:
One might think if you went from Texas, to NM, to AZ to NV...the land, sites, people, weather are very similar, thus unless you have been to Houston, Santa Fe, Phoenix and Las Vegas...the similarities would make you rank them in the same range...i.e. 29-33?

Santa Fe > Flagstaff > Tucson > Phoenix > Any city in Texas (expect Austin, which is better than Phoenix.)


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I want to see CH's list. He has a distinct hatred for much of America.

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denisdman wrote:
I want to see CH's list. He has a distinct hatred for much of America.


Anything outside of a city.

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I've been to 48 states...yet to hit Vermont or Alaska

More or less I'm on board with that list. Arkansas is the worst fucking place. horrible.

NM is much different than TX, AZ.

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how is indiana ahead of delaware. christiana mall, man.


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If you know nothing about Delaware, you know all there is to know about Delaware.


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that's an easy cheap shot. you don't know anything about north dakota, either. indiana is the real deal. it begs for apocalypse.


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the delaware beaches are pretty cool in the summer. some fun crabshacks over there.

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i would recommend jersey beaches over delaware's, outside of bethany. the beach is one of only two reasons to go to new jersey. the other is to get to new york.


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that's an easy cheap shot. you don't know anything about north dakota, either. indiana is the real deal. it begs for apocalypse.

North Dakota I am all too familiar with. W of Minot it's a oilfield, E of Minot it's a poor imitation of Minnesota. Minot itself is where a lot of nuclear weapons live.

The people there are mostly gold rushing former military who are eternally pissed they never got to kill anyone while in the service. Grand Forks is OK.


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Delaware probably has the least appealing oceanfront of any state. Think about it. Maybe Texas is worse, but that's it.


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I went to Bethany Beach a few times. Had fun! Better than roasting in DC.

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Delaware: As Big As Your Dreams

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For me, #1 is easy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvUMV1N7eGM

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America wrote:
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that's an easy cheap shot. you don't know anything about north dakota, either. indiana is the real deal. it begs for apocalypse.

North Dakota I am all too familiar with. W of Minot it's a oilfield, E of Minot it's a poor imitation of Minnesota. Minot itself is where a lot of nuclear weapons live.

The people there are mostly gold rushing former military who are eternally pissed they never got to kill anyone while in the service. Grand Forks is OK.


it's like a lot of states like that. you pick your spots and it's pretty nice.

delaware also has some great golf courses.


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Yea but pick your spots in ND vs pick your spots in, say, WY. At least WY has Yellowstone, Tetons and Jackson Hole.


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Hawaii is 15 slots too low.


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Wyoming way too low at 23. I drove through most of the states and I found Wyoming the prettiest. Plus Cody is a really cool old timey town.

South Dakota also too low. Lots of cool stuff to see there, Rushmore, Devil's Mountain, Badlands, Deadwood, Wall Drug!.

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Wyoming's greatest strength (it's empty) is simultaneously it's greatest weakness (it's seriously fucking empty). Jackson, Laramie and a couple other little towns are fun but Rawlins, Rock Springs, Casper, Cheyenne... yyeeeesh.


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1. ColoBRAHdo
2. Washington
3. California
4. Nevada

5-45. whatever

46. Nebraska
47. Kansas
48. Florida
49. Arizona
50. Texas

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Colonel Angus wrote:
Hawaii is 15 slots too low.


I'm picking up what you are throwing down.

It makes me sad that I feel like I've never been anywhere. My grandparents lived in MN and my parents vacation time and extra money went to visit them when I was growing up.


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