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Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:43 am ]
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Here’s a PSA for you: concentrate on the clitoris.

New research has found that it’s the key to all female orgasms.

According to Mail Online, the research claims also that there no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or even the tirelessly pursued G-spot, and that “female orgasm” should be used as a blanket term to describe any time a woman gets off.

For eons now, it’s been believed that women could get off through penetrative sex, and that G-spot vaginal or clitoral orgasms differed from one another. But according to the study published in the medical journal “Clinical Anatomy,” the majority of women all over the world do not have orgasms during penetrative sex, and that the clitoris is more crucial to coital bliss than all the rest of the stuff that goes on down in the southland.

The study also maintains that it is possible for all women to have an orgasm if their erectile organs—which include the clitoris, vestibular bulbs and the corpus spongiosum—are effectively stimulated.

Now we just need to figure out this whole effective stimulation thing.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:46 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Now we just need to figure out this whole effective stimulation thing.


Is that like inflection point?

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:46 am ]
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Good gravy, I hope this is not news to you guys.

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:55 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Good gravy, I hope this is not news to you guys.


It is to at least one of us.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:55 am ]
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On a related note: who cares as long as I get mine

Author:  Spaulding [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:57 am ]
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good dolphin wrote:
On a related note: who cares as long as I get mine


You are a spiritual man, Acts 20:35.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:57 am ]
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They'd have to glue mine to my forehead.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:03 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
On a related note: who cares as long as I get mine


You are a spiritual man, Acts 20:35.


I gave at the office

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:04 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Here’s a PSA for you: concentrate on the clitoris.

New research has found that it’s the key to all female orgasms.

According to Mail Online, the research claims also that there no such thing as a vaginal orgasm, a clitoral orgasm or even the tirelessly pursued G-spot, and that “female orgasm” should be used as a blanket term to describe any time a woman gets off.

For eons now, it’s been believed that women could get off through penetrative sex, and that G-spot vaginal or clitoral orgasms differed from one another. But according to the study published in the medical journal “Clinical Anatomy,” the majority of women all over the world do not have orgasms during penetrative sex, and that the clitoris is more crucial to coital bliss than all the rest of the stuff that goes on down in the southland.

The study also maintains that it is possible for all women to have an orgasm if their erectile organs—which include the clitoris, vestibular bulbs and the corpus spongiosum—are effectively stimulated.

Now we just need to figure out this whole effective stimulation thing.

Image

Author:  Walt Williams Neck [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:05 am ]
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Spaulding wrote:
Good gravy, I hope this is not news to you guys.

:lol:

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:06 am ]
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Jimmy if you jaw is numb you are doing it wrong. I don't think you are supposed to gnaw on the thing!


Jerry: Hey, Elaine.

Elaine: Yeah, yeah, hello.

Jerry: Is it something I said?

Elaine: Yes! As a matter of fact! David Putty won't do the move anymore.

Jerry: Really?

Elaine: Oh, he's come up with some other move. You should see this thing.

Jerry: What is it?

Elaine: Oh, it's a lot of just fancy-shmancy stuff. You know what it's

like? It's like a big budget movie with a story that goes *nowhere*.

Jerry: Huh.

Elaine: I mean, this move is no good, Jerry. It's just taking up a lot of

my time. And I...will not stand by and allow him to perform this move on me,

when a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing!

George: Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle

involved in any way?

Elaine: Yes. As a matter of fact, there is.

George: I think that's mine.

Elaine: I'm not surprised.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:06 am ]
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Image

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:16 am ]
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ok so what's that shit where after like 30-45 minutes out of nowhere the vagina goes nuts and starts grabbing on to you dramatically and she whose consciousness temporarily resides in another dimension gets all bestial and clingy while all auditory clues point to the fact that much like that famous religious picture "footsteps" that god is fucking her right beside you? incidental clitoral contact?

so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?

ah well c'est la vie. in today's media science is always there to tell me what i'm doing wrong in terms of stuff like global warming and now coitus.

Author:  Ed_from_Lisle [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:24 am ]
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I just have to walk into the room.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:30 am ]
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Image

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:34 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
ok so what's that shit where after like 30-45 minutes out of nowhere the vagina goes nuts and starts grabbing on to you dramatically and she whose consciousness temporarily resides in another dimension gets all bestial and clingy while all auditory clues point to the fact that much like that famous religious picture "footsteps" that god is fucking her right beside you? incidental clitoral contact?

so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?

ah well c'est la vie. in today's media science is always there to tell me what i'm doing wrong in terms of stuff like global warming and now coitus.


warning: you can't unread this

Author:  T-Bone [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:35 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
ok so what's that shit where after like 30-45 minutes out of nowhere the vagina goes nuts and starts grabbing on to you dramatically and she whose consciousness temporarily resides in another dimension gets all bestial and clingy while all auditory clues point to the fact that much like that famous religious picture "footsteps" that god is fucking her right beside you? incidental clitoral contact?

so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?

ah well c'est la vie. in today's media science is always there to tell me what i'm doing wrong in terms of stuff like global warming and now coitus.


warning: you can't unread this


:lol:

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:48 am ]
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I read this yesterday and found it interesting. The clip leaves out an important part. Some may seem to think they have the vaginal orgasm as the unseen parts of what he describes extend into the vaginal area behind and upward. That may give some light to the thought to the g spot location or some that like the angle that coming in from behind hits.

Author:  Brick [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:49 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
warning: you can't unread this
No way am I reading that.

Author:  Rod [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:55 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?



What? Eating pussy is a pleasure in and of itself. Sharpen up your skills, kid. And remember, a good downfield player will go right through a yeast infection.

Author:  Bagels [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:03 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
And remember, a good downfield player will go right through a yeast infection.


you should probably stop if you see scabs

Author:  Nas [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:04 am ]
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When I saw that bucket of fluids come out of her during penetration I thought it was because of an orgasm but now I guess that was just piss. I'm so confused.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:08 am ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Image


Great costume! Edgy! Not overboard, more than able to drink and function! And if done right you have extra flaps to hold your phone ,etc! Plus, you are gonna catch something with that! You may regret it tomorrow, but you will go home with something....even if she needs to stop at Taco Bell for a feeding.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:09 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Eating pussy is a pleasure in and of itself. And remember, a good downfield player will go right through a yeast infection.


Preach on Rev JORR...

Author:  Nas [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:12 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:

so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?

ah well c'est la vie. in today's media science is always there to tell me what i'm doing wrong in terms of stuff like global warming and now coitus.


This is something a 12 year old would say.

Author:  pittmike [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:12 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Eating pussy is a pleasure in and of itself. And remember, a good downfield player will go right through a yeast infection.


Preach on Rev JORR...



With a strip too amirite Frank?

Author:  Tall Midget [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:19 am ]
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T-Bone wrote:
Bagels wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
ok so what's that shit where after like 30-45 minutes out of nowhere the vagina goes nuts and starts grabbing on to you dramatically and she whose consciousness temporarily resides in another dimension gets all bestial and clingy while all auditory clues point to the fact that much like that famous religious picture "footsteps" that god is fucking her right beside you? incidental clitoral contact?

so in the big picture i'm better served eating out even though i always thought that was reserved for people who can't fuck at a high level?

ah well c'est la vie. in today's media science is always there to tell me what i'm doing wrong in terms of stuff like global warming and now coitus.


warning: you can't unread this


:lol:


:lol: :lol:

Author:  Seacrest [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 10:21 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Now we just need to figure out this whole effective stimulation thing.


Is that like inflection point?


Italian lovers...hehe hehe hehe

Author:  DannyB [ Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:37 am ]
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As Uncle Junior Soprano said: If you suck pussy, you'll suck anything.

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