So the boredom thread that I stole from someone else who abandoned it years ago is a day late. Eat me. I was busy yesterday. Frigging garage heater needed a new gas valve and the prick installer put that fuckin thing right up against the floor and I had to remove about 3/4ths of the gas line to get the manifold out because the goddamn union was 5 feet away from the furnace.

Anyway!

This week, the board saw, in my opinion, epic levels of ridiculousness with the whole Renteria-Maddon affair. I mean, some bozo actually said that the Maddon hiring was exactly the same thing as A) robbing a man at gunpoint and B) sticking your dick into another mans wife.

That's pretty nutty.

So it got me wondering. What exactly is the most ridiculous thing that happened on this board or at a sanctioned event? Was it Frank setting his head on fire? Was it Spaulding's diet Pepsi before the tailgate? Was it the W2? The Biker Board invasion?

Post them up!

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The steak dinner thing was pretty ridiculous.
Chas' intentions for Nas' family were....ridiculous.
It would be ridiculous to think that baseball is a more popular sport than football in America
Blackridiculouscastle was ridiculous but great
Garage heaters seem ridiculous unless somebody is gonna sleep out there

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The Great Exodus / The Knife in the Back.

Obsessed! Creepy and weird!

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Good list.
Garage heaters are pretty sweet if you work in your garage. Most of them top out the garage around 45-50 degrees.

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and real.

Biker bang and may 1 st meltdowns were funny.

Blu Bombay

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Two most ridiculous things I have seen on this board were what chas said to Nas and when Jerry Riles claimed he was a 6'4'', 250 lb guy who was at a show Frank was playing and wanted to fight him.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm about 6'3" 250 and will whip favrefan's ass.

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"Favrefan" is the sort of moniker that writes its own ass kicking.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

I'm still taller than you. It wouldn't even be fair.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I will put both of you 6 feet under.

What is Spaulding's "Diet Pepsi" thing about? Never heard that one? Is it X rated?

Classic SomeGuy. Just when I thought you lost your fastball, here comes the 99 mile per hour chin music.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

It's a soft drink.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It was last night....

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Can never get a straight answer to a straight question on this board.

I brought a bottle of rum and diet pepsi to something? Sox tailgate, maybe. I drank a lot of it.

That's it? That's a nothing. Why did Darkside make this out to be a big deal?

No particular order

Secret Board fallot
Blackcastle
Us vs Biker Board

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CIJ vs OKC

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What about all of the awful things I've done here? I DESERVE A NOMINATION FOR SOMETHING, DAMMIT!!!!

The girl chained to the Furnace has never posted her side of the story.

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Ugie's potential Hall of Famers

Dave

DX vs. The Nation of Domination.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

and strong B.O.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I've said these before and they were in the early board years:

-mother posting about not swearing because her children read the board
-I view this as separate but it was followed by someone posting strong pornographic images of a nun
-this was followed by an internet hunt for the person by the mother
-it ended with a call to the person's employer

oh, but I'm sure taking a few shots at Theo is equally ridiculous

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.