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 Post subject: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:15 pm 
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7 Million people in the US have it
You can ease the symptoms through exposure therapy. you need to find a "pee buddy."

Learned this on Johnny B today.

I must admit I have a mild case of this. shoulder to shoulder with no dividers, sometimes I freeze up.

Anybody want to be my pee buddy?

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:17 pm 
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Hatchetman wrote:
7 Million people in the US have it
You can ease the symptoms through exposure therapy. you need to find a "pee buddy."

Learned this on Johnny B today.

I must admit I have a mild case of this. shoulder to shoulder with no dividers, sometimes I freeze up.

Anybody want to be my pee buddy?


Shut up, Rob Lowe.


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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:28 pm 
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Hatchetman wrote:
7 Million people in the US have it
You can ease the symptoms through exposure therapy. you need to find a "pee buddy."

Learned this on Johnny B today.

I must admit I have a mild case of this. shoulder to shoulder with no dividers, sometimes I freeze up.

Anybody want to be my pee buddy?


I'm with you. Without a small wall divider or at least a stall inbetween, I'm a freezer.

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:32 pm 
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I was hoping someone else was listening.

Don't have this problem but it was intriguing stuff...

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:38 pm 
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I recall my high school shitters had no door on them. In fact, in the boys locker room, the shitters had no doors or dividers. just right out in the open!

I think I took a dump in school one time in four years and I had to beg the teacher to give me a hall pass.

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:49 pm 
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Hatchetman wrote:
I recall my high school shitters had no door on them. In fact, in the boys locker room, the shitters had no doors or dividers. just right out in the open!

I think I took a dump in school one time in four years and I had to beg the teacher to give me a hall pass.


That's fucked up. Where did you go to H.S.?


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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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I usually flow no problem, but it is awkward when there's no fan or music in the bathroom and someones in there pissing 3 inches from you with no divider or in there shitting and it's just quiet, it's the silent awkwardness that freezes me up!

Also, Nothing is worse then getting all settled in (after laying the nest of TP down on the shit and piss covered public toilet seat), pulling the phone out, relaxing...AND THEN BAM, some coworker comes barging in, sits in the stall next to you and proceeds to shit his brains out....I just pinch and get up in disgust

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:57 pm 
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Tad Queasy wrote:
[That's fucked up. Where did you go to H.S.?


Jacobs, which at the time was in a cornfield between Huntley and Lake in the Hills.

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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I've gotten to the point where if someone else is in the bathroom at work and they aren't in one of the stalls, I can't go.


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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I recall my high school shitters had no door on them. In fact, in the boys locker room, the shitters had no doors or dividers. just right out in the open!

I think I took a dump in school one time in four years and I had to beg the teacher to give me a hall pass.


That's fucked up. Where did you go to H.S.?


Take it easy there, creepy Rob Lowe ...

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
PostPosted: Thu Nov 06, 2014 2:54 pm 
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Guess there aren't too many Cubs fans in this thread. I took my girlfriends kids to Wrigley early in the
season and I was looking interested in getting his reaction to the troughs in the bathroom. Apparently
they added a few stall type urinals for you type of people and that is where he went.

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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And to think Dolphin hasn't started firing on this here bunch of you yet?!?

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 Post subject: Re: Shy Bladder Syndrome
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just walk in there believing every dude wants to see your dick. it will make you feel hot and youll piss all over anything

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