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Day Old Pastries, OUT WITH IT MAN!

Sure! Sounds deeeeLISH.	9%	[ 2 ]
Say What?	0%	[ 0 ]
Have you lost your everloving mind?	9%	[ 2 ]
I dig it, along with last years peeps and month old rice cakes.	0%	[ 0 ]
I'm sorry you're poor.	32%	[ 7 ]
This kind of shit does not fly in Schaumburg.	5%	[ 1 ]
Wait, isn't this Evil J.A.C.K.'s schtick?	0%	[ 0 ]
No problem with it, I love stale gifts, why I just gave someone a pet rock.	0%	[ 0 ]
Right up there with broken wine fridges.	5%	[ 1 ]
Why isn't Fridge spelled Frige? Is it a silent D? The fuck?	0%	[ 0 ]
Fire Mel Tucker.	27%	[ 6 ]
Lawns are a waste of natural resources and we should be ashamed of ourselves.	5%	[ 1 ]
You won't die from raw cookie dough.	5%	[ 1 ]
Beat your wife.	5%	[ 1 ]

Total votes : 22

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Darkside

Post subject: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:03 pm

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So is it appropriate to give day old pastries as a hostess gift?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:06 pm

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Seriously asshole?
I know we don't get along but now you make a thread about me for no reason saying that I beat my wife?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:08 pm

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spanky wrote:

Seriously asshole?
I know we don't get along but now you make a thread about me for no reason saying that I beat my wife?

Showin how funky strong is your fight?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:09 pm

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Winning a day-old pastry at Perry's Deli trivia was one of the highlights of my life.

Pro tip - get the KO Club. It's awesome. WHO'S HUNGRY?!?!?

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:10 pm

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Darkside wrote:

spanky wrote:

Seriously asshole?
I know we don't get along but now you make a thread about me for no reason saying that I beat my wife?

Showin how funky strong is your fight?

Does it matter who is wrong or right?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:11 pm

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spanky wrote:

Darkside wrote:

spanky wrote:

Seriously asshole?
I know we don't get along but now you make a thread about me for no reason saying that I beat my wife?

Showin how funky strong is your fight?

Does it matter who is wrong or right?

It does not.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:12 pm

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Darkside wrote:

spanky wrote:

Darkside wrote:

spanky wrote:

Seriously asshole?
I know we don't get along but now you make a thread about me for no reason saying that I beat my wife?

Showin how funky strong is your fight?

Does it matter who is wrong or right?

It does not.

Well, then

Just beat it

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:16 pm

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spanky wrote:

Just beat it

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:19 pm

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Yeah.

Try to unsee that shit.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:26 pm

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^^^Panther vibe

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:30 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

^^^Panther vibe

Yeah.
But hes going at it like there's a vaginer in there ain't he?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:33 pm

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Darkside wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

^^^Panther vibe

Yeah.
But hes going at it like there's a vaginer in there ain't he?

I still have your tupperware.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:39 pm

FavreFan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

^^^Panther vibe

Yeah.
But hes going at it like there's a vaginer in there ain't he?

I still have your tupperware.

I'll bet you do.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 8:43 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Darkside wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

^^^Panther vibe

Yeah.
But hes going at it like there's a vaginer in there ain't he?

I still have your tupperware.

I've given away your cooler.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:21 pm

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Now I know who voted for deelish.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 9:24 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Winning a day-old pastry at Perry's Deli trivia was one of the highlights of my life.

Pro tip - get the KO Club. It's awesome. WHO'S HUNGRY?!?!?

MY GUY!

Perry missed his calling. If he didnt try to move every 3 years to get a better deal, he had potential for Chicago elegend type stuff.

"For a day old pastry, who was the 14th President of the United States!"

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:38 pm

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Nothings says "I cherish your friendship" like day old pastries and World's Finest Chocolate.

I feed day old pastry to cattle in feed lots in Colorado.

Some people serve them to friends.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:46 pm

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I find that day old pastries are best washed down with stolen Miller High Life.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:47 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

I find that day old pastries are best washed down with stolen Miller High Life.

I cut my day old donuts up into 100-calorie packs and then I eat 12 of them

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:49 pm

Hey! World's Finest Chocolate is pretty decent.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:50 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hey! World's Finest Chocolate is pretty decent.

No.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hey! World's Finest Chocolate is pretty decent.

Sorry Doc.

Should i stop feeding day old pastries to cattle too?

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:55 pm

bigfan wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Winning a day-old pastry at Perry's Deli trivia was one of the highlights of my life.

Pro tip - get the KO Club. It's awesome. WHO'S HUNGRY?!?!?

Loved that place. Haven't been there in years.

I could never remember whether to ask for a sack or a bag to take home the rest of my 8 pound sandwich. Which ever it was, it was always wrong and Perry would yell at me that Chicago people don't call it that.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 10:55 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hey! World's Finest Chocolate is pretty decent.

Hardly an accurate company name then, amirite?

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FavreFan wrote:

Im pretty hammered right now.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:00 pm

spanky wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hey! World's Finest Chocolate is pretty decent.

Hardly an accurate company name then, amirite?

World's Decent Chocolate was taken by Hershey's.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Day old pastries, a gift of love or one man's trash?

Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 11:22 pm

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Perrys deli... was that the guy who banned cell phones and had all those scuba pictures in the joint?

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