i think proflowers looks pretty good http://www.shitexpress.com/?utm_source= ... gn=ron_ppv

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I can think of a LOT of people I would send this to. If I wasn't sacred it'd be traced.

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send what? vermont teddy bear or a shit in a box?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

screw teddy bears

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Ew. Clean up would be challenging.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

just let it dry near the register

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gross

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Was dating someone who had an ex husband, who was a big WSCR listener. I only know this because everytime she was with me and heard the Score on in my car, <click>

So, she tells me 'he sent me a Valentines day present"

And I said "he sent you a vermont teddy bear?"

her' "Yes! How the hell did you know that????"

predictable lazy gift. Can only earn you points early in the game.

Unless you are sending something to your mother....then go make an ashtray out of playdoh...

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

what about the footed pajamas? nothing says 'youre sexy baby' like a loose fitting muffin top covering toddler outfit....

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Go way above and beyond... name a star after her!

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

what happens when they run out of stars? theres only about 40 trillion-trillion-trillion out there, and i would imagine at $100 a pop they will sell out quickly...

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Buy a drill and plow it into your brain.

nothing says, "I don't give a shit but social norms dictate me buying you something" like proflowers or Vermont teddy bears

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This guy gets it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

why don't you give her what she REALLY wants and let her get WANG-WHIPPED by a BIG BLACK STUD while you're huddled in the corner crying and trying to figure out if this is really hot or the end of your relationship?

it's all the rage in 2014, or so i hear!

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nobody likes you

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

ike, if you're real you better not let me down on that wicker park / humboldt park / etc barcrawl you talked about this spring/summer. don't let my magnanimous wake on the board fool ya: i've done enough CSFMB events for people to be able to vouch for the fact that my momma raised a good boy.

hell you can ask JORR, he was giving me a ride back from the mcnuggets challenge and on the walk from the bar back to his car i copped 2 phone #s. i'll guide you through a proper night out in the city of chicago!

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sure thing but i do have two sore ankles so i need to make sure im healed first. hit me up in a couple years

would love to catch a bulls game at a good establishment... but i just checked the schedule and there is not a single decent matchup on friday or saturday the entire season! who the fuck made this arrangement? holy shit. best thing is raptor game on friday in march!! and thats the only game that matters (which might not matter by that time)

oh well. im still down for whatever.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I dunno. Once in a while I'll send out of the blue flowers and she loves it.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

This guy really gets it.

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I was talking about the Vermont Teddy Bear. The random flowers is always gold.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way