When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens.

I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge.

For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..."

So for instance, waitress asks you what you want. You gotta say "who you gotta blow to get a tuna melt?" And something to drink? "yea, who you gotta blow to get a diet coke?"

At the bank, teller asks how she can help you? "Yo, who you gotta blow to make deposit around here?"

And here is the important caveat..under no circumstances are you allowed to mention the Challenge or why you are saying "who you gotta blow" for every answer.

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I think Ike South does that already.

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Freedom is our Strength.

I guess I'd never go to confession again.

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You know me like that.

Yo, who you gotta blow to get some absolution up in this joint???

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Is there an exception to male prostitutes? Could be a lot of redundancy.

my legal team is working on closing any loop holes that are out there.

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Who'd you have to...

Forget it.

So there's actually no way to win this money until you die?

Who you gotta blow to collect on this?

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hmm, I was gonna pay up front but then what's to stop someone from spending it all and then welching on the bet. I guess it would be a deal where you would get some money up front and then every year you would get more money provided you don't welch. And if you do welch (I'll have secret shoppers checking in on you) you would forfeit any possessions you have that were bought with the money.

Would probably have to increase it to like $5 million in this scenario since we're talking yearly payments.

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Get the mill upfront then you monitor that person daily for the rest of time?

Need a better challenge!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

yo, who you gotta blow to get a guy to read the post above his???

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Like Board Genius.

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I had a different challenge in mind, but all the McNuggets have already been eaten.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Ted Dibiase's mullet was glorious.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i was gonna say does this mean i can retire now or do i have to wait for the checks to start clearing?

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.