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I guess I'd never go to confession again.

my legal team is working on closing any loop holes that are out there.

When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens.

I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge.

For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..."

shakes wrote:

So there's actually no way to win this money until you die?

Who you gotta blow to collect on this?

Get the mill upfront then you monitor that person daily for the rest of time?

Need a better challenge!

Need a better challenge!

bigfan wrote:

Need a better challenge!

Like Board Genius.

shakes wrote:

So there's actually no way to win this money until you die?

Who you gotta blow to collect on this?

I think Ike South does that already.

Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:42 am ]
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When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens. I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge. For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..." So for instance, waitress asks you what you want. You gotta say "who you gotta blow to get a tuna melt?" And something to drink? "yea, who you gotta blow to get a diet coke?" At the bank, teller asks how she can help you? "Yo, who you gotta blow to make deposit around here?" And here is the important caveat..under no circumstances are you allowed to mention the Challenge or why you are saying "who you gotta blow" for every answer.

Author:	JORR [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:02 am ]
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I think Ike South does that already.

Author:	Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:05 am ]
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I guess I'd never go to confession again.

Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:21 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I guess I'd never go to confession again. Yo, who you gotta blow to get some absolution up in this joint???

Author:	America [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:22 am ]
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Is there an exception to male prostitutes? Could be a lot of redundancy.

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Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:30 am ]
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my legal team is working on closing any loop holes that are out there.

Author:	Ed_from_Lisle [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 11:34 am ]
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shakes wrote: my legal team is working on closing any loop holes that are out there. Who'd you have to... Forget it.

Author:	Tall Midget [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 2:40 pm ]
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shakes wrote: When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens. I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge. For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..." So there's actually no way to win this money until you die? Who you gotta blow to collect on this?

Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:04 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote: shakes wrote: When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens. I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge. For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..." So there's actually no way to win this money until you die? Who you gotta blow to collect on this? hmm, I was gonna pay up front but then what's to stop someone from spending it all and then welching on the bet. I guess it would be a deal where you would get some money up front and then every year you would get more money provided you don't welch. And if you do welch (I'll have secret shoppers checking in on you) you would forfeit any possessions you have that were bought with the money. Would probably have to increase it to like $5 million in this scenario since we're talking yearly payments.

Author:	bigfan [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:07 pm ]
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Get the mill upfront then you monitor that person daily for the rest of time? Need a better challenge!

Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Get the mill upfront then you monitor that person daily for the rest of time? Need a better challenge! yo, who you gotta blow to get a guy to read the post above his???

Author:	Douchebag [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:11 pm ]
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bigfan wrote: Need a better challenge! Like Board Genius.

Author:	shakes [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:12 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote: bigfan wrote: Need a better challenge! Like Board Genius. I had a different challenge in mind, but all the McNuggets have already been eaten.

Author:	Chus [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:15 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote: shakes wrote: When I eventually win the Power ball I plan to use some of my money to get people to do crazy things. Here is the first of the many million dollar challenges I will be offering to the general public once that happens. I will give anyone $1,000,000 (after taxes) if they complete the following challenge. For the rest of your life, every time someone asks you a question requiring you to respond with something you want you have to start your response by saying "who you gotta blow..." So there's actually no way to win this money until you die? Who you gotta blow to collect on this?

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Author:	Bagels [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:39 pm ]
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Author:	Chus [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:41 pm ]
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Bagels wrote: Ted Dibiase's mullet was glorious.

Author:	IkeSouth [ Tue Apr 07, 2015 3:58 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I think Ike South does that already. i was gonna say does this mean i can retire now or do i have to wait for the checks to start clearing?