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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:26 pm ]
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Hi. Hello.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:28 pm ]
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hey sexy. asl?

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:36 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
asl?


Never tried it.

But...willing to learn.

Author:  Scorehead [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:36 pm ]
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I saw the thread title and assumed it was a Sini post.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:40 pm ]
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i think life is a computer simulation we are put in as a test of some sort. maybe when we "die" we are selected positions for military operations.

Author:  conns7901 [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:40 pm ]
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Author:  Scorehead [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:42 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
i think life is a computer simulation we are put in as a test of some sort. maybe when we "die" we are selected positions for military operations.


Nope.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:42 pm ]
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OK. I require no more attention.

I'm going to sleep. Good night.

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Sat Apr 11, 2015 11:43 pm ]
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Author:  sinicalypse [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:21 am ]
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Scorehead wrote:
I saw the thread title and assumed it was a Sini post.


you know, dr. ken was doing this with tact and wit.... you're prolly on vodka/tonic #3+ and you're like "WAIT, PEOPLE MIGHT NOT WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.... I'D BETTER TELL THEM!" and you know i'd normally question the motives and all that, but hey at least you're not telling me that i should look into wiping my ass after i use the toilet or other obvious things you're supposed to do in life. tho in fairness i only figured out that one a couple'a weeks ago when i finally ditched the ol ball and chain!

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:06 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hi. Hello.


You had me at Hello! :wink:

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 9:28 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
hey sexy. asl?


lol i have a gif of myself. 19/m/newark.

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 11:22 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
I saw the thread title and assumed it was a Sini post.


you know, dr. ken was doing this with tact and wit.... you're prolly on vodka/tonic #3+ and you're like "WAIT, PEOPLE MIGHT NOT WHAT THIS IS REALLY ABOUT.... I'D BETTER TELL THEM!" and you know i'd normally question the motives and all that, but hey at least you're not telling me that i should look into wiping my ass after i use the toilet or other obvious things you're supposed to do in life. tho in fairness i only figured out that one a couple'a weeks ago when i finally ditched the ol ball and chain!

Thats not tact and wit, thats Titos and soda.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:00 pm ]
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Scorehead wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
i think life is a computer simulation we are put in as a test of some sort. maybe when we "die" we are selected positions for military operations.


Nope.

How do you know?

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:05 pm ]
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because hes a devout chirstian and his god is the right god

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:18 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hi. Hello.


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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:22 pm ]
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Pretty sure you just described the plot to Tomorrow Never Dies.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:24 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Pretty sure you just described the plot to Tomorrow Never Dies.

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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:27 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Pretty sure you just described the plot to Tomorrow Never Dies.

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Mid-90s cultural sensitivity.

They'd come a long way from 1989's Bond movie just having a group called "the Orientals".

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:33 pm ]
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Godfather marathon several baseball games Game of Thrones tonight it's an embarrassment of riches on the old idiot box today!

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:36 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Godfather marathon several baseball games Game of Thrones tonight it's an embarrassment of riches on the old idiot box today!


There's also a tradition unlike any other - me taking my kid to go buy shoes.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 2:08 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Godfather marathon several baseball games Game of Thrones tonight it's an embarrassment of riches on the old idiot box today!


There's also a tradition unlike any other - me taking my kid to go buy shoes.

Maybe you'll run into a wisecracking fat shaming former hs football player turned shoe salesman

Author:  Matches Malone [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:18 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Godfather marathon several baseball games Game of Thrones tonight it's an embarrassment of riches on the old idiot box today!


There's also a tradition unlike any other - me taking my kid to go buy shoes.

Maybe you'll run into a wisecracking fat shaming former hs football player turned shoe salesman


Image

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:53 pm ]
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another theory i have is earth is nothing but an experiment. seeds were planted and the test is to see if we can multiply and reach other planets. individual lives really dont matter, were like bacteria working together and fighting eachother at the same time just to multiply and expand as much as possible.

Author:  Matches Malone [ Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:57 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
another theory i have is earth is nothing but an experiment. seeds were planted and the test is to see if we can multiply and reach other planets. individual lives really dont matter, were like bacteria working together and fighting eachother at the same time just to multiply and expand as much as possible.


I like your angle.

Frank Reynolds wrote:
We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:54 pm ]
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Matches Malone wrote:
I like your angle.



honestly it makes the most sense... but i hate preaching it because it essentially means nothing matters (to us anyway). the hell with it, rape pillage and burn everything you see. grand theft auto in real life, its not like youll be held accountable for it.

on the flip side, it would also mean the death penalty is wrong. we SHOULD be making people suffer in torture chambers for doing horrible crimes. you raped a 10 year old girl? thats fine, we will tie nylon kite string to your balls and centimeter by centimeter slowly tear them off of you. it might take weeks...

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