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I never go out. If for a beer or two maybe. So i do and this dbag with some hot chick orders a honeyweiss berry fuckin beer. I tried one of those the other day and almost threwup. What the fuck is wrong with fags. Theyre everywhere. No wonder i hate everyone. Honey fuckin weiss. Drink my ball nector you faggy ass fuckyoull love it it tastes like marshmellows you fuckin queer

it ended up being fun. some 50 something chick sat next to me and we hit if off great. her husband was cool too. she called me hot and told the hot chick to leave her bf for me :lol:

it ended up being fun. some 50 something chick sat next to me and we hit if off great. her husband was cool too. she called me hot and told the hot chick to leave her bf for me :lol:

I think what Sini wrote is quite entertaining and insightful. Kudos my friend. I lol'd.

denisdman wrote:

I think what Sini wrote is quite entertaining and insightful. Kudos my friend. I lol'd.

My first thought was"Ike ran into some swingers and didn't even realize it."

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:15 am ]
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I never go out. If for a beer or two maybe. So i do and this dbag with some hot chick orders a honeyweiss berry fuckin beer. I tried one of those the other day and almost threwup. What the fuck is wrong with fags. Theyre everywhere. No wonder i hate everyone. Honey fuckin weiss. Drink my ball nector you faggy ass fuckyoull love it it tastes like marshmellows you fuckin queer

Author:	newper [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:53 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote: I never go out. If for a beer or two maybe. So i do and this dbag with some hot chick orders a honeyweiss berry fuckin beer. I tried one of those the other day and almost threwup. What the fuck is wrong with fags. Theyre everywhere. No wonder i hate everyone. Honey fuckin weiss. Drink my ball nector you faggy ass fuckyoull love it it tastes like marshmellows you fuckin queer I put this into the Eliza chatbot and she says: > We were discussing you, not me.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 1:08 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote: I never go out. If for a beer or two maybe. So i do and this dbag with some hot chick orders a honeyweiss berry fuckin beer. I tried one of those the other day and almost threwup. What the fuck is wrong with fags. Theyre everywhere. No wonder i hate everyone. Honey fuckin weiss. Drink my ball nector you faggy ass fuckyoull love it it tastes like marshmellows you fuckin queer well it was either that or the warrants/restraining orders! hey ike for added fun next time you're at the bar i want you to go up to the biggest douchiest most-MMAiest guy in the place and say DRINK MY BALL NECTAR YOU FAGGY ASS-FUCK!!!! and i guarantee you'll have way more fun at the bars than you do sitting at the end of the bar trying to oscillate around so everyone sees your fake-ass $50 rolex =D

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 6:08 am ]
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it ended up being fun. some 50 something chick sat next to me and we hit if off great. her husband was cool too. she called me hot and told the hot chick to leave her bf for me

Author:	sinicalypse [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:38 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote: it ended up being fun. some 50 something chick sat next to me and we hit if off great. her husband was cool too. she called me hot and told the hot chick to leave her bf for me ike, have you heard of the sensation sweeping the land called "cuckoldry" ??? if not you should look into it. while it's primarily seen as a multi-racial thing (BIG. BLACK. STUDS. taking those NEEDY. WHITE. WHORES. ) fortified by stuff like the new nickelodeon series "bella and the bulldogs" (created and helmed by the legendary director of the film "cuckold" jonathan butler) in the unfortunate event that you're not black i think you can still technically cuckold, which entails you being the handsome young bull that fucks the 50 year old broad in front of her husband, who watchies humiliated with a tear in his eye and a cock in his hand. it's the wave of the future and i think you're missing out on some primo hot/flashy cooch by not asking if they're down for a manage a ike because in the bigger picture the husband will have a happier wife knowing she's still able to pull some prime hot rockford cock and the husband will ultimately learn about being a "Team player" as he also gets fortified with the confidence that his wife is still hot enough to pull some primo hot rockford COCk. and hell he gets the best wankoff session he's had in the last 10 years, guaranteed, cuz if al bundy taught me anything it's that nobody wants to bag the old battle axe, you know what i'm saying? so yeah ike, shame on you for not sealing the deal and getting your 3rd or 4th appearance on pornhub.com with the resulting video. FOR SHAME!

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Author:	bigfan [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:32 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote: it ended up being fun. some 50 something chick sat next to me and we hit if off great. her husband was cool too. she called me hot and told the hot chick to leave her bf for me How'd that work out for ya>?

Author:	IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 2:18 pm ]
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Good i guess. I watched her get annoyed by her bf and then she started talkin to me. Dont mean shit but ill see her again

Author:	IMU [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 6:48 pm ]
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Author:	Elmhurst Steve [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:04 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote: I never go out. If for a beer or two maybe. So i do and this dbag with some hot chick orders a honeyweiss berry fuckin beer. I tried one of those the other day and almost threwup. What the fuck is wrong with fags. Theyre everywhere. No wonder i hate everyone. Honey fuckin weiss. Drink my ball nector you faggy ass fuckyoull love it it tastes like marshmellows you fuckin queer If you tried one of them the other day, you lose any right to criticize anyone else who drinks it. I have never tried one, nor would I want to. I also don't give a rats ass what anyone chooses to drink.

Author:	Chus [ Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:55 pm ]
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Author:	IkeSouth [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:48 am ]
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i care what the dude drank because hes gay as shit and his gay ass drink made it obvious his gf just likes lesbians

Author:	SomeGuy [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:51 am ]
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Author:	redskingreg [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:52 am ]
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Check my Untappd feed. All I drink are honeyweiss/berry(beery)/faggy beers.

Author:	Bagels [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:33 am ]
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Author:	denisdman [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 11:53 am ]
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I think what Sini wrote is quite entertaining and insightful. Kudos my friend. I lol'd.

Author:	Seacrest [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:42 pm ]
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denisdman wrote: I think what Sini wrote is quite entertaining and insightful. Kudos my friend. I lol'd. My first thought was"Ike ran into some swingers and didn't even realize it." There's the crib notes for Sini's post.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:49 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote: denisdman wrote: I think what Sini wrote is quite entertaining and insightful. Kudos my friend. I lol'd. My first thought was"Ike ran into some swingers and didn't even realize it."