Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird!
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | what's weirder? |
That my wife gave my cat a donut or that he ate it? Frank gave him fried chicken once. He bared it up later. But he kept the donut down. And wanted another. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:45 pm ] |
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just make sure there's no chocolate. cats can't break it down, it's toxic to them. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:45 pm ] |
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your cat's a cop. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:46 pm ] |
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What's more weird? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:48 pm ] |
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Ike likes food cats aren't supposed to like (e.g., ham, mayo, sweet and sour sauce), but couldn't give a rat's ass about 'normal' cat-type foods (shrimp, fish, milk, etc). Ike has a taste of chocolate from time to time ... hasn't done him any mischief I'm aware of ... he turned 13 yesterday so it can't be too bad. Have folks figured out who Jon Stewart is yet? This place has been like a special needs message board recently. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:53 pm ] |
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W_Z wrote: just make sure there's no chocolate. cats can't break it down, it's toxic to them. I thought that was dogs. It was vanilla frosted. Fucker ate the whole thing. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:56 pm ] |
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One of my cats got out and ran away. I didn't care. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 7:57 pm ] |
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Theobromine and caffeine are the problems in chocolate ... and just like life, the darker it is, the more dangerous it is. sorry |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:00 pm ] |
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Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird!
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| Author: | W_Z [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:00 pm ] |
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er, yes...well, my old cat used to love frozen yogurt and i'm pretty sure it had some chocolate in it but it wasn't that much. they can have a little but not too much and yeah if it's baked or dark it can be fatal. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:00 pm ] |
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Darkside wrote: That my wife gave my cat a donut or that he ate it? this sort of reads like a letter to Penthouse Forum.
Frank gave him fried chicken once. He bared it up later. But he kept the donut down. And wanted another. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:01 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird! right? it's way more normal to want to live with an animal that has an affinity for smelling your ass, humping your leg and licking your face all the time. and barking like a fucking mental patient. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:01 pm ] |
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make sure you give it chocolate. they cant break it down and it will die. the wife will never know |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:11 pm ] |
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pittmike wrote: One of my cats got out and ran away. I didn't care. 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:16 pm ] |
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W_Z wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird! right? it's way more normal to want to live with an animal that has an affinity for smelling your ass, humping your leg and licking your face all the time. and barking like a fucking mental patient. Dude, Free Ajent has been gone for a long time now ... |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 8:21 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: pittmike wrote: One of my cats got out and ran away. I didn't care. 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:25 pm ] |
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W_Z wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird! right? it's way more normal to want to live with an animal that has an affinity for smelling your ass, humping your leg and licking your face all the time. and barking like a fucking mental patient. Yes,dogs bark and cats meow. Dogs have saved thousands of lives over history in rescue missions and are used for drug sniffing and bomb sniffing. Enjoy rolling the ball with the bell in it to your little Friskers. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:28 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: and are used for drug sniffing and bomb sniffing. . they let 95% of shit go undetected. highly effective dirty animals arent they |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:02 am ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Cats are for bitter, old, childless women. 100% correct once again! 
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:31 am ] |
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Q.Bovifs wrote: Cats are for bitter, old, childless women. And burritos. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:35 am ] |
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MMMMMM burritos thats what's for very late dinner. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:42 am ] |
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Also cats are cool if they leave you alone. Had only one in my life I liked. Tigger. Little multi colored sweet thing. Jump in my lap want a quick scratch rub ass in face then go away for 24 hrs or so. Women should be so kind. Glad Mrs.Scoot cannot see this. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:13 am ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: W_Z wrote: jimmypasta wrote: Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird! right? it's way more normal to want to live with an animal that has an affinity for smelling your ass, humping your leg and licking your face all the time. and barking like a fucking mental patient. Yes,dogs bark and cats meow. Dogs have saved thousands of lives over history in rescue missions and are used for drug sniffing and bomb sniffing. Enjoy rolling the ball with the bell in it to your little Friskers. For people living in apartments or condos that aren't home enough to enjoy the company of a dog, the cat is a fine pet who can take care of its own needs for days at a time. I've had cats in the past but admittedly won't get any more because they live too long. My Siamese cat was one of the smarter animals I ever owned. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:56 am ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird! It's a sad world for you people when jimmy can correctly claim pet superiority. |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:02 am ] |
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Nothing more disgusting than living in an apartment with a cat shit box. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 8:10 am ] |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 9:03 am ] |
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bigfan wrote: Nothing more disgusting than living in an apartment with a cat shit box. oh yes there is. living in an apartment with a dog that smells like asshole. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 12:22 pm ] |
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I'm afraid of cats, I think they are going to attack me. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:04 pm ] |
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Spaulding wrote: I'm afraid of cats, I think they are going to attack me. They probably are. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:10 pm ] |
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A dog is like another kid. A cat is like a lamp. Not sure which I prefer |
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