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My first trip to Medieval Times
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Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:  My first trip to Medieval Times

I am going to ask for utensils.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:41 pm ]
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*trying very hard not to post the link to the obligatory scene from "The Cable Guy"*

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:42 pm ]
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I hope they have Diet Pepsi.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:44 pm ]
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Enjoy the scents of manure and overcooked meat.

Author:  Godfella [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:49 pm ]
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Don't call the maidens wench, doc.

You may get a trip to the rack!

Author:  Scorehead [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:50 pm ]
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I'm sorry.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Scorehead wrote:
I'm sorry.


I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.

Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:52 pm ]
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Godfella wrote:
Don't call the maidens wench, doc.

You may get a trip to the rack!


Ooooooooooooooo...kinky!

COME HITHER, WENCH!!! :drunken:

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
I'm sorry.


I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.


The kids will enjoy it.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:58 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
I'm sorry.


I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.


The kids will enjoy it.


Dr. Ken Jr. II has been already and he liked it.

They have beer. I think we'll be fine.

Author:  Goggles [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:58 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Enjoy the scents of manure and overcooked meat.


-Taken from Rogers Park Bryan's Match.com profile.

Author:  Godfella [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 12:59 pm ]
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They encourage you to throw chicken bones at the losing horses...

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Godfella wrote:
They encourage you to throw chicken bones at the losing horses...


Sounds encouraging.

I'll bring extra.

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:05 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: My first trip to Medieval Times

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Scorehead wrote:
I'm sorry.


I'm kind of looking forward to it. I've been curious.

I'll give the report this evening.


The kids will enjoy it.


Dr. Ken Jr. II has been already and he liked it.

They have beer. I think we'll be fine.


Image

Author:  Godfella [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 1:07 pm ]
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Fire up the crowd by starting the chant; "Winter is Coming!"

Author:  Scorehead [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:39 pm ]
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Well...how was it? Thats one of those places that you have to go to with the kids once, but will never go back to again.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:49 pm ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O23EzxT-Ug

that place is creepy but it would be cool to see jim carey perform live

Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 8:52 pm ]
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the swordfights look gay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BxAEbf_eBM

Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:27 pm ]
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I have no interest in doing this one. Sounds horrible.

Author:  Bagels [ Mon Jun 29, 2015 7:20 am ]
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i went there with my brother's family last summer....it sucks

i tried to get as wasted as I could but even that wasn't really helping

and of course (monetize everything), everywhere you turn there's someone selling something and your 7 year old children are spazzing...good times

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:17 am ]
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double down and go to the Bristol Renaissance Faire

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:31 am ]
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It wasn't too bad. The chicken was decent. They really don't give you utensils, even for the soup.

Next time you've got a half-thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket, you can see some pretty well-choreographed fighting. That part was pretty impressive. I've had worse outings.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jun 29, 2015 8:36 am ]
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i can think of something well choreographed that costs half a grand in a couple hours...

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