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Author:  bigfan [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:44 am ]
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Not talking about the Displays...but...dont get the guy who feels the need to light the big explosion in the neighborhood...I am talking about the Boom that just sets the car alarms off and you think you live in Iraq!

Dont even know if it is an M80? or if an M100 exists? Someone lit one last night at 2 AM...and again this morning at 7AM...pretty sure I know which White Trash dirtbag is doing it....which is the downside to being the last of the few remaining citybillys living in mommy and daddys house at age 40....everything bad gets blamed on you and your siding from 1945!

Tonight I am sure he will be in full glory

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:47 am ]
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they sell dynamite to quarrys still. most people just cut those in half or 1/4 for their 'fireworks'

Author:  a retard [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:47 am ]
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Back when we had dogs and/or cats they would be put on basement lockdown July 4 weekend. Kids, cats and fireworks not a good mix and the dog would freak out.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:03 am ]
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a retard wrote:
Back when we had dogs and/or cats they would be put on basement lockdown July 4 weekend. Kids, cats and fireworks not a good mix and the dog would freak out.


i saw two people walking into a pet grooming store with their dog today. my arm tensed up as all i could think of was shooting that dog.

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:09 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
a retard wrote:
Back when we had dogs and/or cats they would be put on basement lockdown July 4 weekend. Kids, cats and fireworks not a good mix and the dog would freak out.


i saw two people walking into a pet grooming store with their dog today. my arm tensed up as all i could think of was shooting that dog.

What the hell?

Author:  donspiracy [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:13 am ]
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They started Wed. night here in lovely Willow Springs. Couple of big boomers before it was even dusk yet. The cat didn't do a total freakout, but she may be deaf from the trains, motorcycles, 18 wheelers, police/EMS sirens of her time in downtown Lockport.

Just hoping to not run into throw bottle rockets into the firepit guy again this year.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:13 am ]
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all dogs must go to hell just like the movie says

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:14 am ]
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donspiracy wrote:
Just hoping to not run into throw bottle rockets into the firepit guy again this year.


thats only fun when youre really smashed

Author:  conns7901 [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:36 am ]
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Shit goes on the entire month leading up to the 4th around here.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:23 am ]
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Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
a retard wrote:
Back when we had dogs and/or cats they would be put on basement lockdown July 4 weekend. Kids, cats and fireworks not a good mix and the dog would freak out.


i saw two people walking into a pet grooming store with their dog today. my arm tensed up as all i could think of was shooting that dog.

What the hell?


That shocked you but the acquiring of dynamite and cutting it up....no issues? lol

Author:  JORR [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:24 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Darkside wrote:
IkeSouth wrote:
a retard wrote:
Back when we had dogs and/or cats they would be put on basement lockdown July 4 weekend. Kids, cats and fireworks not a good mix and the dog would freak out.


i saw two people walking into a pet grooming store with their dog today. my arm tensed up as all i could think of was shooting that dog.

What the hell?


That shocked you but the acquiring of dynamite and cutting it up....no issues? lol


You aren't allowed to live in Lakemoor without a pack of dogs and a cache of dynamite.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:43 pm ]
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oh that would be great!! blowing up dogs on the 4th of july! now theres a show!! no more barky barky you shittin in the yard piece of shit!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:49 pm ]
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Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:25 pm ]
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I can't fucking stand these people. What's the joy and satisfaction from a loud noise that you have to spend money on and only lasts for less then a second? I'd be oK the next time I hear one of those go off that it's followed up by the guy who lit it screaming he just lost his arm.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:41 pm ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
What's the joy and satisfaction from a loud noise that you have to spend money on and only lasts for less then a second?


Well, the rest of us got a good laugh about it then and still today.

Oh, wait, you're probably not talking about when you drunkenly whipped a full 5-hr energy bottle into an empty recycling bin ... :D

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:12 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
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Dont even know if it is an M80? or if an M100 exists? Someone lit one last night at 2 AM...and again this morning at 7AM...pretty sure I know which White Trash dirtbag is doing it....which is the downside to being the last of the few remaining citybillys living in mommy and daddys house at age 40....everything bad gets blamed on you and your siding from 1945!

Tonight I am sure he will be in full glory


you should be neighborly and join in on the fun. take your Image over and make nice with your trailer park neighbors.

'BigFan, bro, beer run, you and me. giterdone!'
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Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 5:53 pm ]
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yeah just walk over to your neighbors yard and be yourself. im sure they will go inside within a few minutes

Author:  Chus [ Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:53 pm ]
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Author:  bigfan [ Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:13 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
yeah just walk over to your neighbors yard and be yourself. im sure they will go inside within a few minutes


Yard?

Once again, I live in Chicago..and City Billies have front steps.

They were out in full force last night at 1 AM...BOOM......BOOM.......nothing cool...NO Fountains, roman candle, bottle tockets, butterflys, rolling tanks...FIREWORKS.....I brought over the mini rolling tanks....the things that spin....Ya Know...FIREWORKS.....Not Rock Blasting Gear.

These guys just drank beer....2 guys sit on a porch...run into the street, light something and you just hear MEGABOOM.....then the redneck chuckle of 2 drunk guys still posing like Beavis and Butthead...with the words 'Les Doit agen'....

Author:  bigfan [ Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:26 am ]
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Deadspin bringing out the Fireworks stories......
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Author:  bigfan [ Sat Jul 04, 2015 11:29 am ]
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So, would this have worked?

When I was about 10, I had this great idea to carefully unwind hundreds of Pop-Its and consolidate the gunpowder inside them into one giant table napkin Pop-It. After a couple hours (and no supervision), I had a tennis-ball-sized Pop-It ready to throw at the ground outside. On my way out the door, I somehow managed to drop this thing right onto the dining room carpet, which obviously caught on fire. I managed to put it out with bowls of water and mop all that up with towels. But the damage to the carpet was done, and I had to come clean with my parents about it after coming up empty for a believable way it happened without me being a guilty party in the whole thing. So yeah, I got grounded for that ...

Author:  bigfan [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:32 am ]
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I dont what these guys are lighting, but it was enough to blow out a window or two...good thing it was there own! Dumbfucks. Now you gotta take mamas SS check and get a new window...

Author:  Douchebag [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 8:45 am ]
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Lots of people hating America here. Y'all probably voted for Obama too.

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 11:59 am ]
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Man shoots off firework from top of his head, dies

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/069f1f18 ... -head-dies

Author:  billypootons [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 12:32 pm ]
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i had to leave the AC on last night because i couldnt open the windows because of all the neighborhood fireworks were sure to wake my kid. #1stworldproblems

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:07 pm ]
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My neighbor was launching a ton of these 3" mortars, until the cops showed up. They were pretty cool about it. A little less cool the second time they came over. He put the fireworks away at that point.

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Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 2:35 pm ]
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i got pulled over on the boat for having RGB leds on the boat

Author:  Spaulding [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:26 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
My neighbor was launching a ton of these 3" mortars, until the cops showed up. They were pretty cool about it. A little less cool the second time they came over. He put the fireworks away at that point.

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You mean the cops did not beat him to death? I can't believe it.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:27 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
You mean the cops did not beat him to death? I can't believe it.

No, the guy was real and just rapped his way out of an arrest.

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Jul 05, 2015 10:08 pm ]
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http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/07/05/report-jason-pierre-paul-injured-in-fireworks-accident/

I guess football players need training on how to handle fireworks.

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