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Author:  spadaesq1 [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:29 am ]
Post subject:  Polish man hires attorney
Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer�s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover
Author:  sinicalypse [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Polish man hires attorney
you need to get a twitlonger/twitter-post-extender and pump this out to everyone in the chicago sports media.... suffice to say...

Rod Blagojevich wrote:
[YOU'RE] SITTING ON A FUCKING GOLDMINE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Author:  cpguy [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:23 am ]
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Good one!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:49 am ]
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someone just died.
Author:  Seacrest [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:54 am ]
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spadaesq1 wrote:
Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer�s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions;
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No we have a carport, and not need one.
I mean, What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
Polish Remover



Shots Fired!!!!!!!!!
Author:  Nas [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Polish man hires attorney
It's a trap! He wants our Polish members to respond so he can "interview" them.
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:43 am ]
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:lol: That's actually pretty good.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:30 pm ]
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See Nas, this is how you treat it.
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