Frank Coztansa wrote:
Money is already filthy. Urine is actually a sterile solution. Grab it, wash your hands, and get a couple of beers.
So you voted for the $1?
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:20 pm ] |
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From Deadspin: Quote: I went to Wrigley Field a couple years ago. This was back when they still had 14-foot long troughs that eight guys would line up and piss into so they could all watch the golden stream of urine funnel to a single drain in the center. Anyway, on this particular day, I saw a $20 bill stuck on the drain. I found that to be a relatively large sum of money to lose, and decided that if it was my $20, I would have fished it out and rinsed it off. I was not willing to grab this one, though, as I was concerned it was a prank. (I was a victim of the poo-dollar prank in college.) What is the smallest denomination of currency that is acceptable to reach into a pee bucket and fish out? (Your own dropped currency or otherwise.) Would you fish a $20 covered in piss out of a trough? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:23 pm ] |
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$100 |
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| Author: | bigfan [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:26 pm ] |
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Nope |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:27 pm ] |
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just straight up taunting the deceased piss mults |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:28 pm ] |
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Bagels wrote: just straight up taunting the deceased piss mults Poor Gary Miller |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:28 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: Bagels wrote: just straight up taunting the deceased piss mults Poor Gary Miller Moises would need the money to be in there, he would just go right in. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:29 pm ] |
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Not touching it. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:32 pm ] |
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I'd grab that shit with the quickness and improve my batting grip in the process. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:33 pm ] |
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It'd have to be a lot more than $100. |
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| Author: | badrogue17 [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 3:33 pm ] |
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Julie DiCaro wrote: Hell yes.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:10 pm ] |
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A nickel. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:10 pm ] |
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I'd grab $100. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:15 pm ] |
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None |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:17 pm ] |
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Depends how many people are watching. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:48 pm ] |
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Money is already filthy. Urine is actually a sterile solution. Grab it, wash your hands, and get a couple of beers. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:51 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Money is already filthy. Urine is actually a sterile solution. Grab it, wash your hands, and get a couple of beers. So you voted for the $1?
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 4:52 pm ] |
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No. I voted for $10 |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:10 pm ] |
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Every man has his number! 
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 5:58 pm ] |
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i would be worried about it being a prank too. pick it up and its fake and now you got piss hands because you need $100 |
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| Author: | Scorehead [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 6:26 pm ] |
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Hell no. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:21 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: I'd grab that shit with the quickness and improve my batting grip in the process. 
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 7:25 pm ] |
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go grab a fork from concession, soak it in water, pat down with a paper towel and hand to closest beer man. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:13 pm ] |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:26 pm ] |
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We've established that you're all poo dollar whores. Now it's just a matter of price. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Sep 15, 2015 10:35 pm ] |
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Matches Malone wrote: |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Sep 16, 2015 12:28 am ] |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Wed Sep 16, 2015 6:23 am ] |
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Man...I'll suck yo dick man... |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:56 am ] |
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The better question is what if you dropped your phone in there? (maybe taking a trough selfie) |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:00 am ] |
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Grimace wrote: Money no, donut yes.
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:32 am ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: The better question is what if you dropped your phone in there? (maybe taking a trough selfie) I get that this is comical and all but what's with the guy taking pictures in the men's room? http://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/acdc-at-wrigley-looks-like-a-good-time/ |
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