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Author:  jimmypasta [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:00 am ]
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http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/legal- ... -released/

The moment everyone’s been waiting for (probably), could be about to come to become reality – because of a legal loophole.

Jennifer Lopez’s sex tape, the subject of a complicated six-year legal battle, may now be released after the singer withdrew her claims while the case was in arbitration, The Mirror reports.

The tapes were recorded by her first husband Ojani Noa, and include footage of their honeymoon. The pair married in February 1997, splitting up 11 months later.

Noa’s business partner Ed Meyer told Touch magazine:

We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage.

There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.
He went on to say that the footage will ‘shock her fans’, and that he has ‘unfinished business’ with J-Lo.
Author:  bigfan [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:27 am ]
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At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:42 am ]
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probably low quality and shakey. definitely going to ruin her good girl image though.
Author:  SomeGuy [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:43 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.

:lol:

Not Tweeting which entrance she uses, no, just Tweeting that he does, indeed, know that she uses some sort of door to get into the building.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:44 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work


I'll bet he does.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:49 am ]
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She's just Jenny on the cock.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 2:25 pm ]
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Nothing like pining for an almost 20 year old sex tape.
Author:  bigfan [ Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:56 pm ]
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The singer withdrew her claims while the case was in arbitration.

Lawers? Can I assume J lo got a big enough paycheck and is basically approving it now?
Author:  W_Z [ Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:38 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Nothing like pining for an almost 20 year old sex tape.


and it would literally be a tape.
Author:  Cashman [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:35 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.



Are you looking forward to the, Julie Dicarlo sex tape?
Author:  Bagels [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:51 am ]
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Cashman wrote:
bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.



Are you looking forward to the, Julie Dicarlo sex tape?


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Author:  bigfan [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 8:35 am ]
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Cashman wrote:
bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.



Are you looking forward to the, Julie Dicarlo sex tape?


What do they pay people to watch it?
Author:  Cashman [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:25 am ]
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bigfan wrote:
Cashman wrote:
bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work, in that case we go into lockdown.



Are you looking forward to the, Julie Dicarlo sex tape?


What do they pay people to watch it?



It is punishment, and is an interrogation tactic. Instead of playing music over and over, they put this in, and criminals crack, in seconds instead of hours.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:47 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
bigfan wrote:
At least he didnt tweet that he knows which Entrance J lo uses to go into work


I'll bet he does.

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Author:  JORR [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 9:59 am ]
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What do you think the title will be? I'm gonna go with Jenny On My Cock.
Author:  sinicalypse [ Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:08 pm ]
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yeah at this point it's prolly a win/win for j-lo here.... she's already passed the apex of her fame and she's now some sort of karaoke show judge, right? that's one of the lower rungs of relevance b4 you drop out of the picture entirely, so getting a tape out there of her in her "prime" putting all the goods out there reminds you that she was once hot and "uh, kind of really a pretty fucking big deal" and since ppl will remember how she was "the ass" b4 kardashian (tho somewhere vida guerra is saying fuck all y'all) she'll get some $$$$ off of the actual sextape, and then whatever bump in relevance she'll get from people caring about jennifer lopez like it's 1997 again might land her another gig or 2 somewhere.

kind of like 37 y/o erin andrews wanting one big giant $75mil paycheck before she fully descends into MILF territory, i think j-lo just wants to pretend it's 1997 again and get as much $$$ out of the deal as possible cuz it's not like she's gonna have a career renaissance in her 40s/50s based on her consummate talents and all-around winning personality =D
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