"Whisper sweet nothings in my ear..."
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:17 pm ] |
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Imagine this scenario. You'll be granted the opportunity to have sex with any two cast members of Three's Company. If you're hankering for some silk dragon robes and night of passion with Larry Dallas, he's yours. Maybe you want Janet in the baseball pajamas while nurse Terri checks your temp. You could always go with the Dean Travers / Mr. Angelo sandwich if that's more up your alley. If you want to get weird with it, head on down to the Ropers for some cocoa and see where the night takes you. All are available. Hell, even Greedy Gretchen can be had along with Lana and those strawberries she always wanted. Here's the catch. You won't be able to see him, but Ralph Furley will be in the room and you will hear him furiously masturbating. Not only that, but when he climaxes, Mr. Furley will call out your name. All things considered, would you? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:18 pm ] |
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Umm No. But I used to watch that show all the time. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:20 pm ] |
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I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:21 pm ] |
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can I wear ear plugs? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:23 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: can I wear ear plugs? For each ear plug, you must plug another hole. I mean, if we're going to make up weird scenarios, why not push it even further. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:24 pm ] |
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Aren't they really old? Some are even dead. Sick thread. Please prune this moderator. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:25 pm ] |
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Me and Janet was in the Regal Beagle |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:29 pm ] |
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"Whisper sweet nothings in my ear..."
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:30 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: "Whisper sweet nothings in my ear..." That mult was in the works when Multing was outlawed |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:31 pm ] |
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Hawg Ass wrote: I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns. These are the things I think about right before I fall asleep. I've got so many thoughts running through my head that I could fill up this board on a daily basis. And for the record, if I could spend some quality time with Janet and Chrissie at the same time, I'm all in. I don't care what Furley has to do. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. One you couldn't pass up. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:32 pm ] |
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Matches Malone wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns. These are the things I think about right before I fall asleep. I've got so many thoughts running through my head that I could fill up this board on a daily basis. And for the record, if I could spend some quality time with Janet and Chrissie at the same time, I'm all in. I don't care what Furley has to do. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity. One you couldn't pass up. I am not saying you are wrong, just interesting what the mind of Matches Malone does before he goes to sleep. I can't imagine the other parts of the day. 
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:32 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Me and Janet was in the Regal Beagle I knew I could count on this reference. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:33 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: denisdman wrote: "Whisper sweet nothings in my ear..." That mult was in the works when Multing was outlawed What would've been Mr. Angelino's bit? |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:34 pm ] |
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Larry drove me fucking nuts on that show. Matches have you given the show Alice any thought? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:35 pm ] |
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Matches Malone wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Me and Janet was in the Regal Beagle I knew I could count on this reference. What about this one? 
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:38 pm ] |
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Matches Malone wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: denisdman wrote: "Whisper sweet nothings in my ear..." That mult was in the works when Multing was outlawed What would've been Mr. Angelino's bit? Didnt have a complete vision but he'd pop into a lot of restaurant threads and address everyone as TRIPPER Kind of derivative of Mike Stivic and Angry Ryno |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:40 pm ] |
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Hawg Ass wrote: Larry drove me fucking nuts on that show. Matches have you given the show Alice any thought? Why Larry Dalliaopolos was the man. He saved the restaurant opening (one of them) with his huge dancing family Which resulted in the greatest physical comedy of all time with Jack seamlessly blending Greek wedding dancing into Jumping Jacks |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:40 pm ] |
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Hawg Ass wrote: Larry drove me fucking nuts on that show. Matches have you given the show Alice any thought? Hell yes. Though all action must place in the diner and with the uniforms on. Mel can't be present. He seemed like the kind of person who take liberties. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:41 pm ] |
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Matches Malone wrote: Hawg Ass wrote: Larry drove me fucking nuts on that show. Matches have you given the show Alice any thought? Hell yes. Though all action must place in the diner and with the uniforms on. Mel can't be present. He seemed like the kind of person who take liberties. KISS MY GRITS |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:47 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Matches Malone wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Me and Janet was in the Regal Beagle I knew I could count on this reference. What about this one? Classic. I believe Ralph popped up a few times in that episode. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:47 pm ] |
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Do Chrissy's Dad and Felipe also hear him or just me? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:49 pm ] |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:52 pm ] |
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Dennis, this thread is right up your alley. |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:54 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Do Chrissy's Dad and Felipe also hear him or just me? You can party with any cast character, but Furley is in that room jackin it no matter the participants. I say it's worth it. Janet in the baseball pajamas is more than worth it. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:57 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Dennis, this thread is right up your alley. I used to watch that show all the time. The strange fantasy outlined by Matches disturbs a guy who married his high school sweetheart and plans to remain so "till death do us part." |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:57 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Dennis, this thread is right up your alley. I used to watch that show all the time. The strange fantasy outlined by Matches disturbs a guy who married his high school sweetheart and plans to remain so "till death do us part." I meant the pegging references. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:57 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Do Chrissy's Dad and Felipe also hear him or just me? man, i hated Felipe what an awful character |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:18 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: denisdman wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Dennis, this thread is right up your alley. I used to watch that show all the time. The strange fantasy outlined by Matches disturbs a guy who married his high school sweetheart and plans to remain so "till death do us part." I meant the pegging references. Ahh those were good times. How I miss CSFMB Coc. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:19 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: leashyourkids wrote: denisdman wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Dennis, this thread is right up your alley. I used to watch that show all the time. The strange fantasy outlined by Matches disturbs a guy who married his high school sweetheart and plans to remain so "till death do us part." I meant the pegging references. Ahh those were good times. How I miss CSFMB Coc. Do you make a lot of dick references in your new clan? |
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| Author: | spmack [ Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:24 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Jack should have hit that. Edit: According to wikpedia Quote: According to the book Come and Knock on Our Door: A Hers and Hers and His Guide to Three's Company, the addition of Lana to the cast caused tension between John Ritter and the show's writers. Ritter believed it would be out of character for the sex-crazed Jack to inexplicably turn down the advances of a sexually voracious, attractive older woman. The writers reasoned that because Lana was older than Jack, he would be turned off. Ritter didn't believe that the middle-aged Lana, only meant to be in her forties (whereas Jack was in his late twenties/early thirties), would repel Jack. Wedgeworth claimed that she asked to be released from her contract because of Lana's dwindling role in the show.
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