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CSFMB Champions Dinner: JORR
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Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:53 am ]
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Welcome to the CSFMB Champions dinner. I promise you this is the end of it unless leashyourkids follows through with this legal injunction against certifying the results. The long deserving winner was Joe Orr Road Rod. He's been close multiple times and he finally got it done. It took some upsets, some bad gateways, a downers grove hacker, and some bannings but he came out with his own one shining moment. I can't think of a more deserving winner though.

So, consider this a roast, or a place for congratulations, or something to ignore so we can get back to the main business of the site, which is calling an update anchor fat. Both JORR and leashyourkids are invited to make a speech, or to not make a speech, or do whatever. I'm not an admin like Nas. Past champions are invited too as they enshrine yet another member into this prestigious club.

Thanks to all who participated and even those who tolerated me spamming the board for a few weeks. I hope it was fun and enjoyable.

So, to JORR! Let's all get blackout drunk on wine this morning!
Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:01 am ]
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this is the worst dinner I've ever been to.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:09 am ]
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JORR wrote:
This reminds me of the time that my partner and I crashed Jeff Pezzati's 3rd wedding. It was over at the Double Door. I told my partner that I just wanted to stop in real quick on my way to the track, but the next thing I know, he's doing lines off Jeff's wife's belly. Jeff is threatening to kick his ass, but I told him to shut the fuck up and do a bump.

Next thing I know, I wake up at the Ravenswood El stop with 3 hookers and Naked Raygun's 4th bass player. And I wasn't wearing pants. I swore I would never drink wine again.
Author:  jimmypasta [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:22 am ]
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Does JORR win this because of posting quality or winning arguments?
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:25 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
JORR wrote:
This reminds me of the time that my partner and I crashed Jeff Pezzati's 3rd wedding. It was over at the Double Door. I told my partner that I just wanted to stop in real quick on my way to the track, but the next thing I know, he's doing lines off Jeff's wife's belly. Jeff is threatening to kick his ass, but I told him to shut the fuck up and do a bump.

Next thing I know, I wake up at the Ravenswood El stop with 3 hookers and Naked Raygun's 4th bass player. And I wasn't wearing pants. I swore I would never drink wine again.


:lol: :lol:
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:27 am ]
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Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:32 am ]
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Author:  Chus [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:43 am ]
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The FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about Michael Corleone. Because then, that's what they wanted. But it was all lies. Everything. They said Michael Corleone did this, Michael Corleone did that. So I said, "Yeah, sure."

Terry's Peeps wrote:
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Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:44 am ]
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"JORR no drinka da wine, JORR no getta da Alpana."

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Born and raised in Monterey, California, it was only natural that Alpana Singh would develop an interest in wine. Her family owned an ethnic grocery store in Monterey where she worked at an early age; a life experience that she credits for her present day work ethic. While waiting tables in college, she discovered her love for wine and found that it combined her varied interests of traveling, history and food. At the age of 19, Alpana landed her first job in the wine business as a sales clerk at Nielsen Bros. Market in Carmel, California. In 2000, at the age of 23, she became the sommelier for the highly acclaimed Everest Restaurant in Chicago. Three years later, Alpana passed the final level of the Master Sommelier exam.
Author:  JORR [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:54 am ]
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I have a dream that one day this message board will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all mults are created equal."

I have a dream that one day in the MLB sub-forum, the sons of good dolphin and the sons of THE INQUISITOR will be able to post together at the table of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one day even the Julie DiCaro thread, a thread sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression and misogyny, will be transformed into an oasis of feminism and social justice.

I have a dream that Elmhurst Steve will one day post on a message board where he will not be judged by the content of his character but by the content of his posts.

I have a dream today!
Author:  denisdman [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:01 am ]
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Here's hoping you have a wet dream tonight.
Author:  America [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:18 am ]
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There will be no peace between Sox and Cub.
Author:  BigW72 [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:38 am ]
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There are a few framed pieces of art that must be on display at said Champions dinner.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:42 am ]
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Where's the fruitcake?
Author:  Seacrest [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:45 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
JORR wrote:
This reminds me of the time that my partner and I crashed Jeff Pezzati's 3rd wedding. It was over at the Double Door. I told my partner that I just wanted to stop in real quick on my way to the track, but the next thing I know, he's doing lines off Jeff's wife's belly. Jeff is threatening to kick his ass, but I told him to shut the fuck up and do a bump.

Next thing I know, I wake up at the Ravenswood El stop with 3 hookers and Naked Raygun's 4th bass player. And I wasn't wearing pants. I swore I would never drink wine again.


:lol:
Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:46 am ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Where's the fruitcake?


Which one?
Author:  spmack [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:55 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
JORR wrote:
This reminds me of the time that my partner and I crashed Jeff Pezzati's 3rd wedding. It was over at the Double Door. I told my partner that I just wanted to stop in real quick on my way to the track, but the next thing I know, he's doing lines off Jeff's wife's belly. Jeff is threatening to kick his ass, but I told him to shut the fuck up and do a bump.

Next thing I know, I wake up at the Ravenswood El stop with 3 hookers and Naked Raygun's 4th bass player. And I wasn't wearing pants. I swore I would never drink wine again.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Regular Reader [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:58 am ]
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I'm just here to get the free college, the forty acres and mule his guy promised. And A Wine.

Where do I take it from?
Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:11 am ]
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Leash is making the best of it.

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Author:  IMU [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:15 am ]
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2016's contest has a large asterisk next to it. I do not view the results as legitimate.
Author:  spmack [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:17 am ]
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#PanthersRevenge
Author:  Brick [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:30 am ]
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G.O.P. wrote:
FACT: Joe would have been President in April of 2012 over Douchebag had I not been at DisneyWorld.
FACT: You far overrate your own worth.

What happened to you putting your support behind pittmike?
Author:  JORR [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:37 am ]
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IMU wrote:
2016's contest has a large asterisk next to it. I do not view the results as legitimate.



True. The disenfranchisement of HHSTiger in earlier rounds was unjust.
Author:  bigfan [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:41 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
I'm just here to get the free college, the forty acres and mule his guy promised. And A Wine.

Where do I take it from?


Show me a guy with a mule and I am going to say you dont want any interaction with him.
Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:41 am ]
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IMU wrote:
2016's contest has a large asterisk next to it. I do not view the results as legitimate.


1994
Author:  Nas [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:44 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
G.O.P. wrote:
FACT: Joe would have been President in April of 2012 over Douchebag had I not been at DisneyWorld.
FACT: You far overrate your own worth.

What happened to you putting your support behind pittmike?


We delivered Darkside.
Author:  JORR [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:48 am ]
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Nas wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
G.O.P. wrote:
FACT: Joe would have been President in April of 2012 over Douchebag had I not been at DisneyWorld.
FACT: You far overrate your own worth.

What happened to you putting your support behind pittmike?


We delivered Darkside.



And now you're trying to deliver Hillary. It's possible you are the most evil person on earth.
Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:13 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Where's the fruitcake?


IMU picture was purged
Author:  Darkside [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 1:14 pm ]
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This dinner was better two years ago.
Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 08, 2016 4:03 pm ]
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G.O.P. wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
G.O.P. wrote:
FACT: Joe would have been President in April of 2012 over Douchebag had I not been at DisneyWorld.

What happened to you putting your support behind pittmike?

Like I said - FACT.

Also, I did support PittMike - in our very matchup. I checked-out of the entire proceedings after that. If you want Panther In, you gotta keep Panther in - there is no Free Panthertime, homey.


I thought you retired :?
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