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spanky

Post subject: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:04 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

Still sucks

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Im pretty hammered right now.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Pitchfork Festival 2011

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 11:06 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572

Bad.

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:23 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
Posts: 37838
Location: ...

There's nothin' finer than bein' in your diner.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:40 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:35 pm
Posts: 18202
Location: Headed to the 19th hole
pizza_Place: Kaisers

[Elaine is visiting Vivian.]

Elaine: Vivian...

Vivian: Elaine!

Elaine: Hi! This is my friend George.

Vivian: Hi...

Elaine: I'm gonna go say hi to Jimmy.

Vivian: Ok.

Elaine whispers to George: You're up.

Vivian: Oh, isn't Elaine fantastic?

George: Yes she is. It's a pity we won't be seeing much more of her.

Vivian: Really, why?

George: Oh, you haven't heard, she's going to live with her grandparents in Redding Pennsylvania.

Vivian: Her grandparent passed away five years ago.

George: Yes they did. I was covering. Elaine has been deported back to Scotland.

Vivian: She's American citizen, I have seen her passport.

George: All right, no more lies. Elaine is been chosen to represent the Upper West Side in the next Biosphere project.

Vivian: I haven't heard anything about another Biosphere.

George: That's because it's underwater.

Vivian: This is insane.

George: Is it?

Vivian: Yes it it.

George: Well, it's all for charity, so what's the difference.

[Oven pings]

Vivian: You...very knowledgeable.

George: Well, I'm also an architect. Is that pastrami?

Vivian: Yes it is. I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats. Hungry?

George: Very.

[They kiss and fall down to the floor.]

Vivian: Oh, wait...[Vivian turns the TV on.] Oohh...

George: Vivian!!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:44 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
Posts: 37838
Location: ...

RIP Kellie Waymire.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 1:46 pm

Joined: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:35 pm
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Location: Headed to the 19th hole
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W_Z wrote:

RIP Kellie Waymire.

Wow, I had no idea. That is one of my favorite episodes in the series.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:21 pm

Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:55 pm
Posts: 26000
Location: Lurking Below the Surface...
pizza_Place: Dino's Pizza

Moves to WCIU 26 The U at 9p weeknights starting March 21st.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:27 pm

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625

SHARK wrote:

Moves to WCIU 26 The U at 9p weeknights starting March 21st.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:29 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 43572

Does this mean there will be station where I can see Seinfeld and The Old Adventures of New Christine back-to-back?

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:32 pm

Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 8:55 pm
Posts: 26000
Location: Lurking Below the Surface...
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rogers park bryan wrote:

SHARK wrote:

Moves to WCIU 26 The U at 9p weeknights starting March 21st.

RB Bryan, it's true. "U" can check out the promos on WCIU.com right now.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:35 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57241

spanky wrote:

For I am spanky, lord of the idiots

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 4:35 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:18 pm
Posts: 13406
Location: The Crownville Lab
pizza_Place: Langel's

RFDC wrote:

spanky wrote:

For I am spanky, lord of the idiots

Nice work, T-Bone.....not our T-Bone.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Seinfeld

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:25 pm

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

JACK: Hello, Jerry.

JERRY: Hiya, Jack.

Morty gets out of the car, shuts the door and leans against it.

MORTY: So, how d'you like this?

JACK: Who's car?

MORTY: It's mine.

JACK: Yours?

MORTY: That's right. My son bought it for me.

JACK: He what?

MORTY: My son bought me the car. It's a present.

JACK: (to Jerry) You bought it?

JERRY: That's right. I bought it.

MORTY: You ever see one so nice?

JACK: Some car.

MORTY: You wanna take a ride?

JACK: No, thank you.

MORTY: C'mon, take a ride.

JACK: I don't wanna take a ride.

MORTY: Why not?

JACK: I don't feel like taking a ride. Do I have to take a ride?!

JERRY: He doesn't wanna take a ride.

MORTY: Uh huh.

JACK: What d'you think? I've never ridden in a Cadillac before? Believe me, I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times! Thousands!

MORTY: (skeptical) Thousands?!

JACK: What? D'you think you're such a big shot now, because you got a Cadillac?

MORTY: (dismissive) Ahh!

JACK: (dismissive) Baah!

Jack angrily stalks away.

MORTY: Could you believe that guy?

JERRY: (dismissive) Aaahh!

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