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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
PostPosted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 5:14 pm 
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Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?

Each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Homer: Science!?!

Bart: He didn't say science. He said, um, PIE PANTS!

Homer:MMMMMMMMM, pie pants.


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MMMM, more testicles means more iron!


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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Time really flies when you're reading...THE BIBLE?!

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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Those floozies we married in Vegas were crazy about you!
Floozies?! What floozies, what are you talking about!?
Marge, we're trying to console Ned here...

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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
PostPosted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:47 pm 
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I am just a simple paper boy,
No romance do I seek.
I just wanted forty cents
For my deliveries last week.
Will this bewitching floozy
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paper boy to...doooooooooooooo?


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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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Apu: Our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!

It's chock full of heady goodness!


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Buy me 'Bonestorm' or go to hell!

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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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- Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
- Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!
- He prefers the company of men.
- Who doesn't?

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- Didn't John seem a little...festive to you?
- Couldn't agree more. Happy as a clam!
- He prefers the company of men.
- Who doesn't?

What was Moe's line? "Help us and I'll do anything--anything."


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 Post subject: Re: Best Simpons Lines
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