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Post subject: Clerks death pool

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 7:19 pm

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 7:44 pm

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 8:21 pm

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Kevin Smith was technically dead during his heart attack?

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2023 9:19 pm

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drrruuuuugggggssss

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:27 am

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Clerks has to be up there as one of the most overrated films of all time. Not that it isn't enjoyable, but it has launched an undeserved career for smith and multiple horrible sequels/spinoffs. It's footprint is much bigger than it ever should have been.

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:58 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Most of Kevin Smith's movies were dick jokes, expect he included big words to make it sound smarter.

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 9:00 am

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:17 am

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good dolphin wrote:

no you have that in reverse. Clerks is one of the greatest movies ever made. Every single movie Kevin Smith has made after that has been complete and utter dogshit and are among the most overrated movies of all time. Chasing Amy, Clerks2, Dogma....every snigle one of them is fucking garbage.

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:42 am

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shakes wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Mallrats and Dogma were definitely not garbage.

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 9:09 am

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Shakes is a bad take factory

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:01 am

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

shakes wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Mallrats and Dogma were definitely not garbage.

forgot about Mallrats, another terrible movie by Kevin Smith.

Literally all his movies are copy cats of all his other movies. I think he's even recycling the same Star Wars monologues he used from earlier movies cause he forgot he already used em.

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 11:07 am

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clerks 2 is great. clerks 3 is good. Dogma is top quality. Chasing Amy is good.

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:42 pm

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shakes wrote:

Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

shakes wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Mallrats and Dogma were definitely not garbage.

Were you going into these movies expecting some lifechanging event to occur? They are fun movies to turn your brain off and laugh at dick jokes.

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 4:49 pm

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shakes wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

They're all crap.

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:03 pm

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Never seen any of these movies and have no interest to.

Whenever they are brought up I check them out and immediately feel depression. Then turn off the movie or clip.

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Nardi

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:45 pm

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Kevin Smith sucks. He might be a millimeter above Tom Green.

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 5:52 pm

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I liked Dogma. It was clever enough.

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:20 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I liked Dogma. It was clever enough.

Yup

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Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 10:31 pm

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Difficult to have a bad movie with Rickman and Hayek's cleavage. Alanis' cameo as God wasn't even that bad since it was the before times where gender swapping wasn't instantly met with woke/anti-woke screeching.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Clerks death pool

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 11:14 pm

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i dont get wet from anything those guys do but i respect them. its whatever. more power to them. if i learned they didnt get laid constantly because of their work i would hate them.

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