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The baby looked at you?

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Ranger: Okay, search party, before we set out let's take a moment to humor the children. Kids, your father's gonna be just fine. Okay everybody, put on your corpse-handling gloves; we got two frozen bodies buried somewhere in this mountain.

Bart: Did you hear that, Lis? Dad's gonna be just fine.

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“Bart, you can’t ask God to kill someone for you.”

“Yeah, you do your own dirty work!”
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Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink!

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Anyone catch the simposns documentary on Prime? It's pretty cool.

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“If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.”

“You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.”

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“If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.”

“You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.”

"And another thing, it's 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?"
"Hey, this ain't the Ritz."

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Curious Hair wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
“If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.”

“You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.”

"And another thing, it's 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?"
"Hey, this ain't the Ritz."

This whole scene is gold

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SpiralStairs wrote:
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SpiralStairs wrote:
“If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.”

“You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.”

"And another thing, it's 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?"
"Hey, this ain't the Ritz."

This whole scene is gold

In terms of enduring memes, I don't think a single episode has produced more than "A Milhouse Divided." Breaking the chair over Homer in the bath, "I sleep in a big bed with my wife," and "I don't recall saying good luck" are all in just the second act alone, and then you still have "Can I Borrow a Feeling" or "it's Dignity." #blessed to have watched that episode in first run.

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Curious Hair wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
“If you really wanted us to be neater, you'd serve us out of one long bowl.”

“You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.”

"And another thing, it's 5:15. Why are you in your underwear?"
"Hey, this ain't the Ritz."

This whole scene is gold

In terms of enduring memes, I don't think a single episode has produced more than "A Milhouse Divided." Breaking the chair over Homer in the bath, "I sleep in a big bed with my wife," and "I don't recall saying good luck" are all in just the second act alone, and then you still have "Can I Borrow a Feeling" or "it's Dignity." #blessed to have watched that episode in first run.

That’s Jerry. He’s a major player down at the sewing store.

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The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom’s big!

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"Oh, dear; you have ruined my work, you flying fat man!"
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Oh, don't worry, Marge. Her idea of wit is nothing more than an incisive observation humorously phrased and delivered with impeccable timing.

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Cowboys vs Bengals Simpsonscast on Monday night
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Mina Kimes is on it. Hard pass.
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He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto should be Semper Fudge. At that point, he told me to "relax."

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Hey fatty! I've got a movie for ya! 'A Fridge Too Far'!
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No, Lisa, the only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor! And it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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TV raised me, and I turned out TV.

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"Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass?"
"I try, but I can't."

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