I have never seen Tombstone, despite having been given the DVD by my brother.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

How am I not seeing Super Troopers on here.

I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!

Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

Move that gigantic cotton candy!

The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I suspect you'll enjoy it.

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Airplane
Lazy? Tell your father to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Joey....Do you like to hang around the gymnasium?
I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

Caddyshack
You were in Vietnam? (Ty limps, and holds his knee) No...homo, but I'm much better now.
Manganese....most people don't even know what that is.
It's the best man, I got it from a negro....you're probably so high, you don't even know it.
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw, I'll bet you get a free bowl of soup when you buy it....Oh, but it looks good on you.
I like you, Timmy.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Seconds for Step-Brothers and Team America.

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Office Space
I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
We need to talk about your TPS reports
next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day
pieces of flair

thank god somebody said this.

you boys like mexico!!!!

its afghanistanimation

any other time i'd jump in here and show you how to swing, but the cars hot

i got you good you fucker!

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Andy Rooney= biggest PUTZ of the dead

There going to send me to pound me in the ass prison!
Not now Lumburg I got a meeting with the two Bobs.

The Swingline doesn't jam.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

There are a number of good lines to quote in The Big Lebowski

Walter Sobchak: [shouted repeatedly while smashing a car with a crow bar]
Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

The Dude: These are, uh...
Brandt: Oh, those are Mr Lebowski's children, so to speak.
The Dude: Different mothers, huh?
Brandt: No.
The Dude: Racially he's pretty cool?
Brandt: [laughs] They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers - inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a - necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

The Dude: [repeated line by The Dude and others] That rug really tied the room together.

[being forced into a limousine]
The Dude: Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

Too many more to list, a good portion of the movie would qualify.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

This isn't Vietnam, Donny, there are rules.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Forrest Gump-

- We are not relations

She taught me how to dangle

Cant sit he're

He's on vacation

I could run like the wind

Life is like a box of chocalates..........

You got shot

I gotta pee

In the buttocks

Lt Dan.....you got new legs!

I GOTTA GET BUBBA!!!!

Lt Dan.....I got Ice Cream

Coons? Mama'd sweep them off the porch with a broom

I will second this one...

For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Do you find them much? Cars?
Sometimes. I wouldn't hold out hope for the tape deck though.
Or the Creedence.

Am I wrong?
No you're not wrong.
Am I wrong?
You're not wrong Walter, you're just as asshole!
Ok then.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Hombre

[Grimes has just delivered an ultimatum to Mendez and the others]
John Russell: Hey. I got a question. How are you planning to get back down that hill?
Grimes: Now you wait a minute! I'm getting back down the same way I came up! (Begins running back down the hill. Russell shoots him as he is running)
Jessie: [as Grimes crawls away after being shot] Cicero Grimes, meet John Russell.


if he tries to run, shoot him in the leg, if he takes the money, shoot him again, if he takes any of the water, EMPTY YOUR GUN..



I can't imagine eating a dog and not thinking anything of it.
John Russell: You even been hungry, lady? Not just ready for supper. Hungry enough so that your belly swells?
Audra Favor: I wouldn't care how hungry I got. I know I wouldn't eat one of those camp dogs.
John Russell: You'd eat it. You'd fight for the bones, too.
Audra Favor: Have you ever eaten a dog, Mr. Russell?
John Russell: Eaten one and lived like one.
Audra Favor: Dear me.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

there are much better ones and some of these are wrong

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Andy Rooney= biggest PUTZ of the dead