Green pants guy was the best. The way he ripped the papers out of his landlord’s hands cracked me up.

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The sodomite from last week arrested again for not reporting as a sex offender. All because she parked next to a car reported stolen. Same cop. He recognized her dogs in the car!

The dog taking down that guy was awesome.

Shit is getting so real right now in El Paso.

that's the kinda dude that should just be dragged out of the car and thrown into traffic.
NO ONE would miss that shitbag......

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

It would have been cool if they tazed him.

The whole theft of the shed was hilarious, right down to the guy in the weed hat kissing his biceps.

that accident in TX was downright horrifying.

fucking 3 weeks in a row that sex offender witch gets popped AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
take her goddamned dogs away from her, light her trailer on fire and throw her useless ass in a ditch.
FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crazy. That cop was pissed.

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Why won't she register as a sodomite?

See...I love this show...(I loved COPS for decades too)....but


This is yet another reason why it's clear that this show ain't "live". With all the bleeps and the blurs...it's clearly not "live". And yes, the re-occurring lady with the puppy in her cargo van....and she just refuses to answer questions...

All of the best "busts" are the rewinds from the previous week. The "live" ones take an hour and amount to nothing, even after 4 commercial breaks.

Yes, I keep watching. But exactly nothing is "LIVE" about this show. None of us have seen anything "live". Right?

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I've heard plenty of live cussing, but there is a delay on quite a bit of it, especially when they lower the sound for names and SSN.

Did the guy from Friday night in the Braves hat have a prior and that is why they field tested him? Zendajas and her partner on site was set to let him off unless he had a prior.

The sheriff from Pinal County does have the look down. Don't see Tom Dart riding on a weekend....

OMG, it’s Mexican Pennywise.

woooooooooooaaaaaaahhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhh taccccccoooooooooo......ooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooooohhhhhhhhhh buuurrrrrrritooooooo.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

He's going to perform at Zendajas' next birthday party

I think my favorite part of the program is when they come back from commercial and Dan is in the control room staring daggers through the TV into your soul and lets you know that all that stuff that seemed super-important for the last 20 minutes didn't matter and everyone was let go.

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"Why did you just poo and pee on the floor of the Walmart?"

"Boilermaker Rick got me riled" is the only reasonable answer to this officer.

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Don’t tase me, bro!

Poop and pee!

"I've been tased at least 4 1/2 times."

I want, no, need, to know his thoughts on the 1/2.

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I think that guy deserves a reality show.

Offender: Cody and I were wrestling, that's it.

Officer: Like WWE?

Offender: Like, ah, the kind that you do when you have sex.

Officer: Oh.

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Oh man, Max von Sydow’s fallen on some hard times in Richland County...

Female police officer who was talking to the guy feeding cats aspirin is hot

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Crazy cat man

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Still a step up from Flash Gordon.

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Fire in the hole in El Paso.

Best Green Chile Soup in the world is a block over.

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This Raylan Givens cowboy in Pinal County is scary. "Better to have and not need than to need and not have."

That's a serious weapon he pulled out to essentially go hunt humans.

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Circle K Polar Pop getting some prime promotion. I get a couple of those each week.

Never had one with heroin in it. I hope you get a free roller with that.

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