Why do you think the guy wants to hit up the Industrial Strip?

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What's the deal with Bridgeview and their massive amounts of water?

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

That hoser John Corbett from the Walgreens commercial. You can literally hear his twinkling smug ooze through the microphone.

"Wallgreeens, at the corner of fuck you and blow me."

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

The Budweiser ad (when the guy leaves and the dog waits....and waits....and waits).
And the guy comes home the next day and says "I decided I shouldn't drive last night,
I STAAAAAYYYYYYYYED At DA-AAAAAAAVES.
Could that douche's voice be any more irritating?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

he's a fucking asshole
leaves his dog alone all night into the next morning because he got wasted ?

Sounds Spiegel-esque; although Spiegel's on track to do it to his kid.

I hope the Love & Hummus company goes out of business.

The commercial that features super Mario brothers bothers me.
First, she's not playing. The title card on the screen clearly proves it's the demo.
Second... who's yelling YEAH in world 1-1?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I would be yelling after 1-1 if the white pirate ship appeared.

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Danny pushing some guys wine swill! I will just guess that this wine guy is connected to his wifes events company and it sounds like a classic Northy kickback deal to me.

I wont even comment on the fact that all the wines he is talking about are no name blends that the guy just made up. So he buys some barrels cheap, mixes them and puts his own labels on them, selling them under some name like "BATCH 5" or "BLENDED 6"

And let's face it, nothing says Score guy like guys that buy Wine by the case to put in the wine cellar.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The first commercial or two for attorney Joe Siprut were innocent enough, but the latest one in which he touts his airline drink voucher lawsuit just shows he's a complete asswipe. He goes on about how it was a three-year lawsuit in which he got the airline(s) to settle for $30 million because they didn't give out drink vouchers. "While the amount for each passenger was small, it just goes to show how big a lawsuit can be when you have a lot of people affected."

So in other words Joe, this lawsuit didn't do jack shit for any passenger who didn't get a drink, but is a big payday for the law offices of Joe Siprut? Congrats!

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Title Max got your money, your money, your reaaaaal money.

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK IS THIS?

WHAT IS "REAL" MONEY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ek2Yuu5c

I would befoul the orifices of that woman, though.

Just saw this. Was coming here to say what the fuck was THAT?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Great minds think alike.

IT'S LIKE A DOWN JACKET.... ON STEROIDS!

I think there's a veritable running nomination for commercials that autoplay when you load up tunein, and this Columbia TURBO DOWN™®© jacket on steroids thing is just the latest one to drive you mental even tho if ur good u get <2mins/hr of ads.... Still the monotony of ALWAYS HEARING THE SANE STUPID 30SEC AD.... THAT'S THE POWER OF THE HOME DEPOT!!!

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Why is Chet pimping hair plugs? Dude's not on the fucking radio. Does his voice carry any weight with anyone in the age range of hair plugs? I find that fucking hard to believe. And his voice is annoying, so I can't imagine he'd be hired for his dulcet tones.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

man, I've been meaning for days to say what you said, but you already said it.

That commercial is so incredibly stupid.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Never in my life I thought it'll ever happen to me.

Driving south on Ryan with Rongey's show on and my three year old (I thought) sleeping in the back in his seat. The Kars for Kids thing came on and I hear from the back "daddy, make it louder!" after which Coach Vinny Jr. proceeded to sing along the whole damn thing.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

You drove straight to the orphanage, right?

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I don't even know what the fuck this little twit is saying in the Wheels 4 Wishes ad. All I know is, I hate it.

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That damn GEICO pig is ANNOYING!!!!!

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

You mean Adam HAHHHHris?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

My four year old loves it, and sings along, as well.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Well, that's it. I'm calling it. We've had it as a species. I'm not going to say it was a good run, because it defiantly wasn't. But if the next generation is going to like Kars 4 Kids ads, well, we just can't unleash something like that on an unsuspecting universe. I will commence work on an airborne supervirus.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Andre Dawson doing this read for an upcoming sports/authograph show. Its pretty awful. Mully might even be able to do a better job.

Says things like Jose A-brey-Yow, Yah-Sai-El Poo-Ig...its pretty bad.

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I caught that read halfway in the other day. I honestly thought whatever station that was playing it as a bit, because whoever was reading couldn't pronounce half the names. Wow.

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I didn't know that's what Andre Dawson sounds like. He kind of sounds like he has an accent.

I don't dislike this commercial, but the one for Uber where they guy pronounces it "Ooh-Bah" cracks me up a little bit.

Back-to-back Bob Rohrman commercials boil my blood. Okay, they do when played a singles, as well. Put the geezer in the home and get it over with...