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PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:56 pm 
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Dr. Paul passed away two weeks ago.

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Dr. Paul passed away two weeks ago.



You shouldn't have died. Not now.

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My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.


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My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.




She remembers facts 'n stuff?

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
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My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.




She remembers facts 'n stuff?


She remembers everything.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:55 pm 
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Are you sure you weren't at Bella's Pizzeria?

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My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.




She remembers facts 'n stuff?


She remembers everything.

She remembers everything. She and the show is quite forgettable.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:58 pm 
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You sure you weren't at Bella's Pizzeria?


SHUT UP!!!

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One day, mark my words, I will make it off of Dr. Ken's Ignore List. You just watch...

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One day, mark my words, I will make it off of Dr. Ken's Ignore List. You just watch...


You know I lured an alligator into your yard.

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One day, mark my words, I will make it off of Dr. Ken's Ignore List. You just watch...


You know I lured an alligator into your yard.



Ton-o-Suga...

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See, if it was me, I would make a cop show about a cop who forgets everything. I think a whole lot more people would tune in to see that.

But what do I know?


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The new Lexus for Xmas campaign (already a flawed concept), but now we're supposed to believe that these women know the Lexus jingle well enough to recognize it and know they're getting a Lexus?

CRAP!


Just once I want the recipient of a new XmasLexus to walk out and say "Nice, but I hate red cars" or "Shit, why did you buy me a hatchback? Do I look G.A.Y?"


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"let's make a commercial that totally DISSES santa with a totally bitchy smug chick. funny, right?"

no, best buy. although, the guy who plays santa is subtley amusing.


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beni hanna wrote:
My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.


it could be the victim...or the killer...it's my job to find out.


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My name is Carrie Wells and I remember...everything.


it could be the victim...or the killer...it's my job to find out.



Poor Girl: Do you know Paris Hilton?

Rich Girl: No. Shes a hundred

Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i love the creator's explanation of that commercial. "we thought it'd be interesting"...what, to take the odd couple, make them 20 something girls and make one stupid and one smart? one poor and one rich? oh my god...eureka! what a genius!!!


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Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Worst example is the Mike & Molly commercial. Basic premise...

Molly: What are you smiling about?
Mike: I woke up next to you.
Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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beni hanna wrote:
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Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Worst example is the Mike & Molly commercial. Basic premise...

Molly: What are you smiling about?
Mike: I woke up next to you.
Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just assumed the person who cut the commercial either doesn't understand english or has Asperger's...

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"We forgot the hammock.... I mean halibut"

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
"We forgot the hammock.... I mean halibut"

I can understand the premise American Express is driving at, Hank, but these radio commercials are borderline annoying.


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getting insurance questions answered helps me to relaaaaax...

Who the fuck is this social parasite making late night calls to an insurance company for consoling?

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Jbi11s wrote:
getting insurance questions answered helps me to relaaaaax...

Who the fuck is this social parasite making late night calls to an insurance company for consoling?


And why is he drinking his triple mocha latte at 10pm?


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getting insurance questions answered helps me to relaaaaax...

Who the fuck is this social parasite making late night calls to an insurance company for consoling?


And why is he drinking his triple mocha latte at 10pm?

That's like ultra yuppie/hipster status... Still tho? Why State Farm? Why!?!

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
beni hanna wrote:
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Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Worst example is the Mike & Molly commercial. Basic premise...

Molly: What are you smiling about?
Mike: I woke up next to you.
Fake audience: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I just assumed the person who cut the commercial either doesn't understand english or has Asperger's...


thank you for pointing that one out, beni. i never understood that one either.

...that is until i read KI's response right there. so i quoted both of you.


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Since I'm never going to watch the show, how is it exactly that having a perfect memory helps this cop, anyway? It's not like she's clairvoyant. I mean, she still would have to coincidentally always be at the scene of the crime, for her memory to be of any use.

Dumb de dumb dumb.


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more like you overestimated yourself...


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