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There is a Febreeze rap commercial reminiscent of the Cheerios "Good goes around and around" song that is quite awful.


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:13 pm 
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Recent Chrysler Pacifica ad claims it is the "most innovative minivan in its class." At the end of the commercial, the fine-print guy says the class is the "FCA (Fiat/Chrysler) Premium Minivan Segment." So that means it's best in a class of one vehicle, a class created by the company doing the ad?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2018 11:22 pm 
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Some creepy ass score turd has a live read for soft ( like bunnies) PJ's.. just awful

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Recent Chrysler Pacifica ad claims it is the "most innovative minivan in its class." At the end of the commercial, the fine-print guy says the class is the "FCA (Fiat/Chrysler) Premium Minivan Segment." So that means it's best in a class of one vehicle, a class created by the company doing the ad?

Speaking of Chrysler Pacifica, the "lets get our caroling on" one is awful. The mom making a duck face and the spoiled kids in the back,

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There is a AT&T store radio commercial where some guy is parking a car and another guy is asking him if he is parking there. It's the usual schlocky regular meat-and-potatoes Chicago guy set-up. The punch line, used twice, is "You coulda taken the Red Line" or "you didn't take the Red Line," which is a nonsensical question because the asker would have no idea where the person was coming from. Usual kind of blind spot for a nationally produced local ad. Here is the weird part: every other geographical reference in the ad is 100% spot on. Clybourn, Halsted, and North Avenue (I think) are all referenced correctly in the commercial, in relation to where that store is. I think the parking restrictions might even be close to right.

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Some creepy ass score turd has a live read for soft ( like bunnies) PJ's.. just awful


Is that the one they play during McNeil and Parkins? I think it's Shepkowski doing this read. It is WAY too long and WAY too bad.


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I'm a little puzzled by the Jewel commercial that starts Mmmm...mmmm, you caught me in the middle of my Italian beef. Does it start that way because we're in Chicago and all eat Italian beef or deep-dish pizza three meals a day?


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The ad for Sunrise Chevrolet featuring a terrible Larry David impersonator is off the charts bad.

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The Presence Health commercials that use a weepy version (or any version) of The Partridge Family theme can go straight to hell.

STRAIGHT TO HELL!


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I noticed Hyundai in a recent spot has stolen the phrase “you get a great deal and a great deal more” from Drive Chicago Dealer Group.

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The Presence Health commercials that use a weepy version (or any version) of The Partridge Family theme can go straight to hell.

STRAIGHT TO HELL!


Hey, c'mon get happy!

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I sometimes listen to Dan Patrick on the way to work in the morning and FOX Sports Radio will play clips of other shows on their station to promote them. You would think they would choose clips that are interesting or entertaining, but they often play clips of the host(s), whether it's Doug Gottlieb, The Odd Couple, The Twit and The Twat, or whoever, just rambling and not actually making a point.

Those clips don't make me want to seek out the show, they makes me think "It's just as well that isn't on here because it sounds terrible."

Chris Broussard, who is part of The Odd Couple with Rob Parker, sounds a lot like Leery.

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I'd love to bang that sexy little slut on the sling TV commercial.

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That Emgality migraine drug commercial with the mom and daughter playing princess and pirate. There is something about the lady who plays the mom and the way she says "En Garde" that just drives me up a wall. Then she is running around in that "Mom Bot" cardboard costume and seemingly playing make believe with her daughter ALL DAY long. And then the daughter is way too old to be playing like that. She's at the age where she'd rather be hanging out at the mall than playing with her mom.

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Mitsubishi with an obnoxious big voice salesman and equally obnoxious little girl rapping in separate commercials that often seem to run back to back.

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ALL of the TurboTax "Free. Free free. Free. Free free free free free..." commercials :evil:

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I'm not a big fan of Gavin McInnes, but he touches on some good points in this short video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH2lenRYcjI

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None of you homos are attracted to that red head on the sling TV commercial?

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None of you homos are attracted to that red head on the sling TV commercial?


Face it, she's a lesser Peggy Bundy.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
The Presence Health commercials that use a weepy version (or any version) of The Partridge Family theme can go straight to hell.
STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Insufferable. I prefer political ads.

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Lol.. good comp on peg Bundy. I'd give her the edge over Bundy tho.

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These ED commercials continue to get more outrageous. The latest one I heard today is for a med called REJUVAPULSE (!) and promises to increase "rigidity" :lol:

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Didn't David Hochberg used to do commercials touting no closing costs? I heard one of his new commercials in which he tells people they shouldn't work one of those "carnival barkers" who say you won't pay closing costs.


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After my divorce, I contacted David to take him up on his offer of no closing costs when I bought my condo. I am a mother of two and was not in a great financial position. When David picked up my call, his tone was offputting. He asked me if I was "that rat from Fresno." When I told him I was confused, he said it was "no skin off my d*ck" and hung up.

Assuming it was a misunderstanding and still hoping for no closing costs, I emailed David and told him about my situation.
He sent me a response asking how big my t*ts were. When I told him that seemed inappropriate, he replied that he "didn't do no closing costs for a hand job."

After a week, I decided to give it one more try with David for the prospect of no closing costs. His receptionist told me that David was out of the office but that she would set up a time for David to come to my house and go over everything. When the appointment time came, no one showed up. After 45 minutes, one of David's associates named "Vinnie" showed up in a moving truck. When I told him I wasn't yet in need of moving services, Vinnie told me I was lucky I was fucking David or he would have charged me for his time. Later that night, I got a call from David asking me if I was still being a "snooty Caller Bob" or if I wanted to "earn those closing costs."

I disconnected the call, and that's why I only gave Townstone three stars.

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After my divorce, I contacted David to take him up on his offer of no closing costs when I bought my condo. I am a mother of two and was not in a great financial position. When David picked up my call, his tone was offputting. He asked me if I was "that rat from Fresno." When I told him I was confused, he said it was "no skin off my d*ck" and hung up.

Assuming it was a misunderstanding and still hoping for no closing costs, I emailed David and told him about my situation.
He sent me a response asking how big my t*ts were. When I told him that seemed inappropriate, he replied that he "didn't do no closing costs for a hand job."

After a week, I decided to give it one more try with David for the prospect of no closing costs. His receptionist told me that David was out of the office but that she would set up a time for David to come to my house and go over everything. When the appointment time came, no one showed up. After 45 minutes, one of David's associates named "Vinnie" showed up in a moving truck. When I told him I wasn't yet in need of moving services, Vinnie told me I was lucky I was fucking David or he would have charged me for his time. Later that night, I got a call from David asking me if I was still being a "snooty attractive lady" or if I wanted to "earn those closing costs."

I disconnected the call, and that's why I only gave Townstone three stars.



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Will WSCR do any remotes from the eXXXotica event that have been advertising? I'm sure Mac would be all over that, and the prospect of a Julie and Maggie Show broadcast from there makes me laugh.


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GoldenJet wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
The Presence Health commercials that use a weepy version (or any version) of The Partridge Family theme can go straight to hell.

STRAIGHT TO HELL!


Hey, c'mon get happy!


At least the actress is pretty....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVr8dG3azc

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too bad they didn't show the director's cut alternate ending where the dad gets CTE from playing football and kills his whole family, then blows his brains out, leaving scientists with no brain to work with.


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