Maybe they mean "dental professionals" as in "not dentists." Just ask this scientician!

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That could very well be true, but you'd think they'd say something like "You don't have to go to an orthodontist to get straight teeth!" if that were selling point they were promoting.

Ron Coomer touting Low-T treatments at a place called "Mantality" -- which is perilously close to being as moronically named as "For Hims."

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My manometer is ready to burst, and you know where I got it? Mantality.

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Ryan Kelley, the home loan expert: “People are always asking me, what’s my favorite loan.”

No, they’re not.

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He and Hochberg are in a fantasy loan league.

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Oh my, the cringe is strong with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgzyxg6W8Ds

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h157td3dMzk

Check out fancy-pants asshole at 0:22...........

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

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That guy is a tad David Gest-y.

There's a commercial about foodborne illness from foodsafety.gov and the AdCouncil that starts off will the sounds of a person chopping food followed by, given the context, an odd choices of music and tone as a somewhat jaunty tune plays as we are told in a sort of upbeat voice that "One in 6 will get food poisoning, and nearly 3000 will die..."

The AdCouncil produces some really bad and weird commercials.

I still want to kill with a chainsaw those asshole from the sonic

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

rocket mortgage commercials with rickie fowler. the "interview guy" should be waterboarded while being subjected to mumblecore rap. he wants to be a cross between will ferrell, dane cook, and ryan reynolds.

Just caught this gem on the Wimbledon break....
oof.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGS_Np26EI

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

A few from this week:

The way the woman for Comcast says "Comcast Business: Beyond Fast" just grates.

Credit Union One has a commercial where they play the fast, fine-print disclaimer at the beginning. It is so fast, it is completely intelligible to the point of being hilarious.

Ryan Kelley, The Home Loan Expert.com, is now just flat out lying. I thought I misheard, but heard it again -- "I just quoted a 30-yr fixed rate mortgage for 3.25% with no points or closing costs." Bullshit....30-yr rates are nowhere near 3.25%.

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These Speedway commercials with the rewards points for three soda bottles really gild the lily. Buy three! Or maybe six! Or maybe nine! Who is drinking 180 fluid ounces of soda a day?

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There's a Home Depot ad on the radio right now, for Rubbermaid storage totes, that uses the tag line of "seal, store, stack" or something similar. I think that may be a play on "Fuck, Marry, Kill" or "start, bench, cut".

The idiotic Allstate commercial with the mayhem guy breaking into the black guy's car in broad daylight, with the black guy repeating, "Wut" fifty times.

I bleeping hate it.

I'm not sure if this is an actual product or if KFC and Cheetos are just making parodies of 90s TV commericals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldRVBapUOCY

That one still amuses me.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

“Slide into savings....”
“Fans won’t strike out.....”
“Hit a home run when you ....”

Yesterday, the local station carried the Sox/Tigers split doubleheader, but someone forgot to turn off the automatic, hard break commercial program. So, right in the middle of some game action, two local commercials would air, then the game would return and listeners were left to decipher the action missed in the previous minute.

One of the local spots that played over and over at random times is for a RV dealer (That there Clark is an Arr Vee), where the owner states " There's a big, beautiful country out there, and it's called North America"

What?

do cubs broadcasts count as commercials? pretty their going to sell ad space where your ad can sponsor the previously read ad

Pretty soon, the Grainger ads are going to be nothing but cliches/slogans:

We've got your back.
Keep your facilities safe and your people safer.
Get it? Got it? Good.
Call, click, or stop by.
For the ones who get it done.

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They need to go in a different direction with their commercials just like Ford needs to go in a different direction with their F-150 commercials. Both the Grainger guy and Dennis Leary have run their course.

Two recent ones that are testing the bounds of my sanity:

1. The Advocate Health commercial with the "Come on Get Healthy" ripoff of The Partridge Family "Come on Get Happy" theme song.

2. The country themed Toyota commercial. I like Jan, but this may change that.

Honorable Mention:

The Miller Lite commercial with the chronological adult wearing drawstring pants who buys a 12 pack of Lite and then rides public transportation and his skateboard for 7 hours to get to a party.

Entresto. using "the beat goes on", to appeal to their demographic, the boomers.

so that's 3 times now that these pharma commercials are pimping product with boomer pop songs.

The commercial for replacing a Dominos "pizza " if you can't get it home safely.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.