Trading Places(JLC's boobs do make a glorious appearance)

Three Amigos

Raiders of the Lost Ark

ET

Close Encounters

Silverado

The Right Stuff

Willy Wonka(the original)

Star Wars

Transformers

How To Train Your Dragon

Trollhunters episodes

Predator

Austin Powers

Raising Dion episodes

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Vacation
Dodgeball

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Ferris

Breakfast Club


Risky Business


The Accountant

80's movies to a kid today would be like a kid from the 80's watching stuff from the 50's.

Encino Man
Out Cold
Friday
Let's Go to Prison
White Chicks

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Do you want to torture Spaulding? 80% of these movies are complete garbage. White Chicks? Get the fuck outta here...

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Lotta crappy old over rated movies so far.


District 9
Elysium

Both Sci fi, no nudity or sexual situations.

Comedy- major payne

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This could be the worst movie ever made.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

You gotta be shittin me

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It's bad, but it's comedy gold compared to White Chicks.

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Of all the terrible suggestions in this thread, this one may be the worst.

Risky Business is a movie about a high school student who ends up running a prostitution business. There is an extended sex scene, nudity, and a masturbation fantasy in it. If you were the mother of a 14-year-old boy, is this the kind of film you'd like to watch with him?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Also they make it sound like going to the University of Illinois to study business is a consolation prize.

Pure fantasy!!

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You know me like that.

Comedies;
Tommy Boy is a great suggestion
Empire Records (one 'sex' scene, but no nudity)
Airplane!
Turner & Hooch
Big Daddy
Look Who's Talking (one modest sex scene. Some innuendo but IMO nothing that would make a 14yr old and Mom uncomfortable)
Brewster's Millions or most Gene Wilder & Richard Pryor

Planes, Traines, and Automobiles if this is going to be soon. Foul language abounds, but no sex, drugs, or nudity.


Action;
Twister
Speed

Drama;
Ladder 49

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Did anyone say The Matrix? Great movie.

Skip 2 and 3. Don't listen to Ugie.

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You know me like that.

yeah, corn dog!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

John Hughes movies were practically made for this type of scenario.

Watch 16 Candles. It balances coming of age guy humor with chick flick love tropes.

I watched Raw with my grandma when I was a teenager. We turned it off and she called Eddie him foul mouthed. I watched Slapshot with her as well. We turned it off and she said she lost all respect for Paul Newman

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Cornbread, Earl and Me

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Risky Business and Trading Places.

Just the movies I'd pick to watch with my 14 year old...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

"I can't get in contact with my bitches."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3RM94VrQV4

Little bit of trivia...the guy to the left of Murphy in this scene was the actor who played Gus Fring in Breaking Bad.

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Vegas Vacation
Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas
Leaving Las Vegas

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I worked with a guy from Serbia and he had never heard of that. I suggested he watch it with his kids. Actually I insisted he never watch but I did have him watch Black Mirror but warned him about episode 1. I will never have the stomach to watch a Serbian Film though.

Sack Lunch
Firestorm
Chunnel
Cry, Cry Again
Checkmate
Agent Zero
Ponce DeLeon
Blimp: The Hindenburg Story

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which is the one where Molly Ringwald is getting eaten out under the table?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Breakfast Club

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It was no prize, consolation or otherwise.

Fwiw, I first saw Risky Business in one of the dining halls in the six pack one dreary Saturday night. The line about Chambana drew laughter and at least a few tears.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Breakfast Club
Weird Science
Uncle Buck
Ferris Bueller

Any John Hughes movie, really.

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@audioidkid

it's 2019, any 14 year old has already watched so many hours of throat-gagging dwarf facial abuse and gilf anal gaping porn that they'll barely register a hermaphrodite's titties and be stumped that the entire train isn't pulling a train on rebecca de mornay.

They weren't in the Gies School of Business.

Larry Gies - famously from Mendota, Illinois - a proud graduate of Mendota High School.

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You know me like that.

I don't think it even had that name when I went there.

My shoulder actually creaked as I typed that.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Napoleon Dynamite
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Fugitive
U.S. Marshalls

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner