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PostPosted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:36 pm 
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When you buy a new car...

From a new car store....

You get a great deal...




What the fuck is this even a commercial for? New Car dealers in general?


It's confusing because you have it wrong.

'When you buy a used car, from a new car store....' It is for a dealership that wants you to buy your new and used cars from them.


AND A GREAT DEAL MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was working on my yard all weekend and, in all seriousness, I could not stop repeating in my head "that's what a gardener does...a gardener...as I understand it...". Over and frickin' over again - it nearly drove me to madness.

That commercial is worse than having a horrible song stuck in your head. What a shame. Ruined a perfectly good weekend.

I am reminded of a Sean Connery movie "The Name of the Rose". A priest whips himself for his impure thoughts/actions. Having to replay that bit over and over seems to me a gardener's mental equivalent.


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beni hanna wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was working on my yard all weekend and, in all seriousness, I could not stop repeating in my head "that's what a gardener does...a gardener...as I understand it...". Over and frickin' over again - it nearly drove me to madness.

That commercial is worse than having a horrible song stuck in your head. What a shame. Ruined a perfectly good weekend.

I am reminded of a Sean Connery movie "The Name of the Rose". A priest whips himself for his impure thoughts/actions. Having to replay that bit over and over seems to me a gardener's mental equivalent.


Good movie.

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Yeah it was from what I remember. Seemed realistic as a timepiece from IIRC.


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beni hanna wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I was working on my yard all weekend and, in all seriousness, I could not stop repeating in my head "that's what a gardener does...a gardener...as I understand it...". Over and frickin' over again - it nearly drove me to madness.

That commercial is worse than having a horrible song stuck in your head. What a shame. Ruined a perfectly good weekend.

I am reminded of a Sean Connery movie "The Name of the Rose". A priest whips himself for his impure thoughts/actions. Having to replay that bit over and over seems to me a gardener's mental equivalent.


My only saving grace was, after a while, I began to recite the line in the voice of Christopher Walken for some reason. A GOD-ner...

It saved me.

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I still like the idea of Ms. HOTSHOTHOTSHOT lady doing that spot, but for around the estates Walken is a more appropriate choice.


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The guy that sounds bitter/jealous of a rich neighbor and brags about stealing his friends from him by buying a plethora of chicken mcnuggets. It'll be BK or Wendys for me after that one.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
On the SCR stream there is a commercial featuring Maya Angelou discussing white roses and her box.

It's back. Thursdays and Fridays seem to be the main days they run this commercial. Absolutely kills the radio listening mood.


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What's the deal with those American Express radio ads? Those commercials have started airing again on The SCORE and other CBS Radio-owned outlets, and I can't get those out of my head!


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The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

I can't seem to escape the hhgregg commercials, either. Help...


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The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

I can't seem to escape the hhgregg commercials, either. Help...



I can tell I will hate hhgregg already. Have you seen their sales fliers? They advertise a cheap tv, but then they don't tell you which brand it is (on some items). The fliers look so crappy next to Best Buy. There is no way I will ever go there. I am thinking they are the next Circuit City.

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I like my insurance like I like my burrito.

That's not sour cream....

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We thought it would be interesting to take the rich girl and put her in with the street smart girl...we are quite the groundbreakers....

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The Back To Bed jingle makes me want to smother someone with a pillow.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...



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I was just about to start a thread about this.

Turrible...

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K Effective wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...



+1


I think between the two of you, you almost make the perfect guy.

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I've had my fill of the McCann twins and their AARP cell phones.


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The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
K Effective wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...



+1


I think between the two of you, you almost make the perfect guy.



:?: I don't get it.


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Kevin Dillon CBS show they've played every break on the webstream for the past 4 months.

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It's Friday somewhere!!!

Oh, wait, it's Friday here.

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The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

You know longtime college football golden voice Keith Jackson's the voiceover in those commercials...


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SHARK wrote:
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The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

You know longtime college football golden voice Keith Jackson's the voiceover in those commercials...

Whoa, nellie!

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a lot of the commercials on sirius when i'm listening to howard.

cougarlife.com (bang a cougar?)

ashleymadison.com (the owner of this site just sounds like a smug sleazeball)

whitney TV spots (please just cancel this show already)


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This Bud Light "here we go" ad is, quite possibly, the gayest thing of all time. "To my boy Randy the bachelor..." "I can't believe we're right next the the stage! Ah! Here we goooo!" Everyone involved in this ad should be dropped into a vat of molten lead.

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